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Blogs > N_Joimi > Free Range Libido

If You Get These Jokes...  

N_Joimi 74M
1229 posts
11/6/2014 4:44 pm
If You Get These Jokes...
Then let's go out for a drink and to get to know each other!


A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

René Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks if he wants anything. René says, "I think not," then disappears.



Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh crap, I forgot to feed the dogs."

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a drink?" The first logician says, "I don't know." The second logician says, "I don't know." The third logician says, "Yes!"

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

I'm thinking about selling my theremin. I haven't touched it in years.

Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

En-Joy!




A smile is the sexiest thing a woman can wear.
Do you like Half Nekkid Wednesdays?
En-Joy!
justskin1 72M
13175 posts
11/6/2014 5:11 pm

 They were all GREAT!
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


N_Joimi replies on 11/12/2014 7:22 am:
Thanks. I always like jokes that make you think.

NudeDon69 54M  
1442 posts
11/6/2014 5:34 pm

 Laughing so hard, I almost peed myself.
Smart as a rock, strong as a marshmallow, and hung like a flea. Now, don't that make me sexy?
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N_Joimi replies on 11/12/2014 7:23 am:
Then I guess it's good they weren't even funnier!

njoralfun 62M  
56 posts
11/17/2014 11:43 am

 great jokes. post some more!


N_Joimi replies on 11/17/2014 12:10 pm:
Thanks. I will.

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