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If You Get These Jokes...
If You Get These Jokes... Then let's go out for a drink and to get to know each other! A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!" René Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks if he wants anything. René says, "I think not," then disappears. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh crap, I forgot to feed the dogs." Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a drink?" The first logician says, "I don't know." The second logician says, "I don't know." The third logician says, "Yes!" Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now. There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. I'm thinking about selling my theremin. I haven't touched it in years. Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? En-Joy! En-Joy! |
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They were all GREAT! If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well.
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Laughing so hard, I almost peed myself. Smart as a rock, strong as a marshmallow, and hung like a flea. Now, don't that make me sexy? Visit my blog, NudeDon69 Check out the 'Half Naked Wednesday' bloggers HNW Bloggers and 'FriendFinder-x Naughty Community' AFF Naughty Community.
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great jokes. post some more!
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