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The Female Body: Different Flavors of Ice Cream
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The Female Body: Different Flavors of Ice Cream Unless you're badly lactose-intolerant or you have some particular distaste for sweet dairy products, almost everyone likes ice cream. Everyone has their favorite flavors, of course, but ice cream as a whole is one of the world's most popular foods. Maybe you really like vanilla, maybe you really like chocolate, maybe you really like strawberry. Maybe you prefer the more unusual flavors like Mocha-Cherry-Pistachio-Marshmellow-Cake Batter-Peanut Surprise, or mixing Chunky Monkey with Rocky Road to make Banana Roadkill, or just put it all in the same bowl and let the good times roll! Everyone likes ice cream in their own special way, and even though we may look at that guy putting pretzels and bacon on his hot fudge sundae kinda funny (I've tried it... surprisingly good!), it's hard not to love ice cream no matter what form it takes. This is how I view the female body as a whole. They're just different flavors of ice cream, and they're all delicious. How many times have I seen the phrase, "I only go for X nationality." or "X race need not apply" or "If you're X color, you're not my type"? I just look at those people and think, "You know... your loss." It is an absolutely proven fact that different cultures and different races perform sex, view sex, and participate in sexual-type activities in very different ways around the world. Compare India with Japan, or France with the Netherlands, or the UK with Uganda, or the U.S. with... well, hell, anyone! Everyone fucks differently, and every nationality brings its own special nuances to the bedroom. I've had sex with women of every color of the rainbow. I've had sex with women in 11 different countries besides the U.S.(thank you, military life; and again, really not the player I sound like). No, none of them were prostitutes; they were all eager, willing participants. I'm no expert, but I can say pretty definitively that your origin plays a huge role in how you have sex... and it's all fantastic. Then there's the body shape. This is probably the most common thing that people have a problem with and get the most specific with. Everyone has a particular shape they're looking for... thin, fat, athletic, average, BBW, skeletal, average boobs, huge boobs, flat-chested, "Are those weather balloons?" boobs, big ass, skinny ass, "May I use your backside as a love seat" ass, long legs, short legs, tall, short, medium, small dick, average dick, big dick, huge dick, "Look out, Trigger the is in town" dick, muscular, flabby, six-pack abs, beer keg abs, big hands, small hands, big feet, small feet, tattoos, piercings, scars, tight pussy, big pussy, average pussy, fully-limbed, missing limbs, fingernails, eyes, hair, skin, single-gender, trans-gender, multi-gender... hell, if you can imagine it, people get picky about it. Now, this isn't about men or TG, this is about women... so we can safely do away with many of the things on that list above. I've experimented with the homosexual world and even touched on the TG world... not my thing. Sorry if that upsets people, but at least I tried and simply chose pussy. The entire lesbian community can't be wrong, am I right?  A woman's body shape is exquisite. It doesn't matter how much you weigh, or what pregnancy did to you, or what your breasts and butt look like... a woman's body is simply amazing. And you're insane to simply write off a woman just because of a single attribute you don't find attractive. I'll give you an example. I happen to think women with average, athletic, some extra padding, and ample figures are attractive. I don't particularly like skinny women, because they feel bony to me; and I don't particularly like very heavy women, because it's difficult to be flexible and mobile with them (I like a lot of action in bed). Now, does that mean I'm automatically going to write those two body shapes off if I happen to get a message from them? Absolutely not! And why? Because there's more to those women than their weight! I also happen to think large breasts are particularly sexy, and frankly... the larger, the better. If Chelsea Charms or Beshine strolled up to me on the street and said they wanted to take me back to their place, I'd be in tit-heaven. But if on the way back, Chelsea acted like a full-on egotistical bitch with racist opinions and was into shitting on me during sex (for the record, I'm fairly certain none of those factors are true), I'd roll my eyes at her and move on... after I'd stroked her breasts for a while. Hey, I'm only human... but would I stay with her? Hell to the fucking no! I had the opportunity to have sex with none other than Kayla Kleevage (if you know who that is, you'd be impressed... feel free to Google her), but it turned out she had a personality quirk that drove me batshit, and we parted ways without doing the nasty... by MY choice. And why? Because there's more to those women than their tits! But let's say there was a woman who was heavier than I liked, but had the<b> huge breasts </font></b>I like, beautifully thick and long hair, a face that makes you melt, skin like pearls, a sex drive that puts a porn star to shame, and she had lots of other things that made her great... would I get with her? You bet! So what if she's heavier than I normally would go for. Is she an amazing woman? Then I'd be insane to pass her by just because of one aspect of her body! The same goes for every other type of woman. If that skinny, flat-chested woman with bad skin just happens to chat me up and blow me away with her grace, style, and intelligence, I'd fuck her brains out. If that supermodel with enormous tits and bedroom eyes treats me like shit, I'd... well, I might fuck her brains out, but then I'd kick her ass out! Okay, yeah, I'm a little hypocritical... I'm a guy, I'm human, I can cave to a pretty face just like anyone else can. But at least I'm aware of this hypocrasy, and I'm much more likely to pass her on than a lot of men would. I've done it before, and I'll do it again. Next flavor of ice cream... age. I've already told you this one. Standing by it wholeheartedly. And... well, I'm beginning to see that this post is running long, so I'll just end it here. But I want to put it out there that if you close your mind to certain people just because of a single aspect of their bodies, you're closing yourself off to a world of pleasure and possibilities. You never know what you're turning down based on a flaw... and it's pretty damn hypocritical, since there's not a one of you who doesn't have their own flaws. Final case in point: I told you about Vicky; by far, the best lover I've ever had. She was an overweight housewife, who'd be considered having some extra padding or even ample on a website scale. Her face was average, her butt was flat. She had a little scarring on her legs from an accident. If I'd focused on her faults, I'd have passed up on three unforgettable months. Instead, I focused on her amazing chest, her gorgeous hair, her beautiful eyes, her soft skin, and her surprising agility, and that was just her physical attributes. I got the greatest wildcat ever. Morale of the story: An open mind can create amazing opportunities. Try a new flavor of ice cream. You might find you like it more than you think. . Your Friendly Neighborhood King of the Jungle, The Lion. READ THIS! ------>>>lionthatroared I DARE you to read my blog and attempt to be unchanged by sheer, utter AWESOMENESS!!! It's like Kung-Fu Panda fighting Super Models with heavy metal music pumping in the background... hyped up on Rockstar energy drinks! And... whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles! And... laser-guided sex toys are probably involved! And... and... oh, I know... I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it at some point! |
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