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Did You Know Lions Wrote Porn?
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Did You Know Lions Wrote Porn? It's true. In the thirty or so years I've been writing, there has been the occasional time I've written porn. In fact, back when I was young and struggling for money (as opposed to older and struggling for money), I was somewhat active on a couple of websites that catered to certain fetishes. Yes, you read that right... I wrote fetish porn. Not your typical fetish porn, either. I mean, I wrote normal pornographic short stories, of course... those sell the easiest and the best. But actually, the stories that I'm most known for, and still occasionally get requests to do, are the stories I write for a type of fetish called "inflation fetish". No, it's not getting hot over the rise of prices in our economy. Inflation fetish is getting a sexual thrill out of seeing things inflate. The most commonly known inflation fetish is balloons. A less common but still prevalent form is bubble gum bubbles and soap bubbles. Then there's pool toys, sports balls, beach balls, inflatable rafts, water balloons, hot water bottles, and various other objects that can be inflated either by mouth or by air pump, or perhaps water hose. Finally, there's the various forms of body inflation. This form is almost entirely fantasy-based, generally depicted in 3-D artwork, comics, television, cartoons, sketches, and a number of other media including... you guessed it... the written word. There are also actors and actresses that wear inflatable outfits that cater to this fetish, as well. What is body inflation, you say? You've most likely already seen it many times before. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory has an inflating girl who turns into a blueberry, Who Framed Roger Rabbit had a vacuum inflating a cartoon bunny, a sitcom will have a dream sequence where a woman's breasts will inflate and get bigger, or her butt will get larger, or whatever. The basic gist is that a body part or the entire body will swell up and inflate. Now, people love to judge others based on their fetishes. Hell, I've had people look at me weird for saying that I think a woman's hair is as sexy as her breasts. And to some extent, I can understand the whole "boobs getting bigger" thing... hell, I'm a guy. I can even relate to how balloons and bubbles can turn you on a little, if you think about it. So if you're currently thinking, "Oh wow... people actually think that stuff is SEXY????", bear in mind that many of you think being whipped and chained down is sexy, some think being pissed and pooped on is sexy, some think dressing as a baby and acting like one is sexy, that being in full rubber suits and leather masks that cover the face with spikes and buckles is sexy... You get my point. Seeing things inflate is pretty harmless in the "fetish" category of sex. And the cool thing about it is that anyone can do things like blow up balloons and blow bubbles, and it's instant foreplay. It's a terrific way to tease them in public, too.  Why am I writing this tonight? Well, because for the first time in a few years, I've taken on another writing project for the inflation fetish community again. A fan of mine wrote and asked if I could do a sequel to a story I wrote years ago and is offering to pay me quite well for it. And I thought... why not? I have the skills to pay the bills, and I have bills that need paying! I know some of you on here indulge in the occasional porn writing, and some of you actually get into the fetish side of it. I know Buxie enjoys writing the occasional fetish porn about being controlled in the dom/sub world of sex. Do any of you write porn, too? What kind? Was it just for you, or did you share it? Have anyone you attempted to get paid for it? Hell, are any of you professional writers, and you're keeping it on the down-low so your fans don't find out you're a secret pervert??? Fifty Shade of Grey? HAH! Try Fifty Shades of Awesome!  .  Your Friendly Neighborhood King of the Jungle, The Lion. READ THIS! ------>>>lionthatroared I DARE you to read my blog and attempt to be unchanged by sheer, utter AWESOMENESS!!! It's like Kung-Fu Panda fighting Super Models with heavy metal music pumping in the background... hyped up on Rockstar energy drinks! And... whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles! And... laser-guided sex toys are probably involved! And... and... oh, I know... I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it at some point! |
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