Fifty ways to Tease Your Lover  

The other day I was listening to the radio and “Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover” was playing. I thought it would be much more interesting to find fifty ways to tease since I have no desire to leave my lover.

Some of these ways to tease my lover are specific to us, so feel free to comment with the ways you like to tease your lover or the ways you like to be teased. Maybe we will end up with more ways to tease and please than leave.

1.) A fleeting touch to his cock in a public place

2.) A show of cleavage in a restaurant

3.) Sending a text while he is at work telling him that my fingers smell like my pussy, but I would much rather his fingers smelled like my pussy

4.) Calling directly into his voice mail and letting him know what I want to do to him when he gets home

5.) Rubbing his cock while we are in the car on our way somewhere other than to home or a bed

6.) Excusing myself from the table while at dinner, going to the ladies room and sending him a quick pic of my pussy

7.) Leaving my panties in his car when he is going off to run mundane errands

8.) Purchasing a new toy on-line and addressing it to him so he is the one to open it

9.) Asking him to zip my dress up and making sure that I back my lush ass into is crotch when he does

10.) Pointing out a hot woman when we are out together

11.) When we are out for a night on the town, halfway through hand him the panties I was wearing when we left the house

12.) Just as he is heading for work or somewhere he needs to be on time, unzip his pants, grab his cock and suck on it for just a few seconds and then zip him back up

13.) Serving him dinner in only an apron and letting him know that I am desert, but he has to clean his plate before he can have desert, then insisting on a leisurely pace for dinner

14.) Dress to catch attention (my guy loves when I do the Betty Paige look), then put a little extra sway in my hips as we are out on the town, because having other men notice me can be such a turn on for him

15.) Calling for my guy to bring me something while I am in the bath, shaving my pussy

16.) Sending a short erotic story to his Kindle with something in it we haven’t tried yet

17.) Leaving a porn site on the browser of our computer

18.) Masturbating in front of him, but not letting him touch me

19.) Putting on red lipstick in the car, nice and slow (not a tease for all guys but some guys find this very hot)

20.) Putting a little packet of Zestra (female arousal oil) on the bathroom counter so he knows that I want him to arouse me

21.) Taking him shopping with me for lingerie

22.) When we are out at a club and he doesn’t want to dance, I will dance with him where he is sitting making sure to brush up against his cock on occasion

23.) After a nice long bubble bath with freshly shaved legs I apply body lotions in front of him, taking my time to slowly massage the lotion into my skin while he watches

24.)Offer to rub his neck and shoulders after a hard day of work, at the end once he is relaxed I start to nibble on his neck and ears

25.) Having him zip me up in the dressing room when trying on something I know he will like

26.) Giving him a slow paced lap dance

27.) Look at profiles on Adult Friend Finders with him

28.)Putting on Hallelujah (the Lenard Cohen version), he knows I think this song is sexy and that it gets me hot and bothered because it reminds me of the sex scene in the Watchmen

29.) Telling my guy I want to watch the Watchmen, fast forwarding to the sex scene of course

30.) Wearing some seriously high heels (not all men are into this, but for those who are…)

31.) Showing lots of leg on our drive home from somewhere and reminding him to go the speed limit (this gets extra hot if you are wearing lace top thigh highs)

32.) Telling my man at the beginning of the night that I wore lace top<b> thigh highs </font></b>and no panties (this is pretty much guaranteed to have him keeping an eye out for a discreet or not so discreet place to get under your skirt)

33.)Have him watch me kiss another girl while out at a club

35.) Sipping my soda through a straw and sucking on the straw like it is his cock; for an extra tease I show off some cleavage while I do this

36.)Taking him to a clothing optional pool where he gets to lay around with me naked all day but the pool rules prohibit him from touching

37.) Pointing out women with delicious boobies at the clothing optional pool and telling him how much I would love to touch her boobies

38.) Give him a strip tease before I go to take a bath

39.) Wearing a short skirt with no panties, then making sure I get a head start on some stairs somewhere so he catches a glimpse

40.) Stopping at a shop where there is some Vargas or Olivia type of art work and browsing with him

41.) While out running errands with my guy, making an unexpected stop at the toy store

42.) Telling him about one of my erotic fantasies while we are out at a nice restaurant for dinner

43.) Surprising him with tickets to one of the shows in Vegas that features topless performers

44.) When at the movies spend a lot of time with my hand on his thigh, if the movie has a sex scene make sure to brush up against his cock during that scene

45.) Send him a link to a nice piece of armature porn I found and tell him I think we should try to make a similar video

46.) Going to the book store with him and bringing him something from the erotic titles section to see if he thinks we might like that book

47.) Getting in the shower in the morning with him and helping him get ready for work, making sure I get all of his parts soapy and clean

48.) Stopping in the condom/adult area of the grocery store while we are shopping together to pick up some new lube

49.) When we drive somewhere at night and I know we have a bit of a drive, bring a small vibrator and use it on my pussy while he is driving

50.) Give my guy my newest blog post or erotic story to proof read for me and then leaving the house for a bit