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>>> Wednesday Chuckles and gratutous Sexy
>>> Wednesday Chuckles and gratutous Sexy Specialist vs Specialist A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded<b> library. </font></b>He asked a girl in a university library: Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied in a loud voice, "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the<b> library </font></b>started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh, :"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT?, THAT'S ROBBERY!" All the people in the<b> library </font></b>looked at the girl in shock. The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?" "You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied. "Oh yes," said the young man. "I have a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan so I know all about it." "Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?" "You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey. The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the creek." The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you." |
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I will never look at pussy willows the same , again. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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They are hilarious, thanks Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes.
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LOL,great jokes! now you know why i like pussy willows
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ha ha....lots of pussy...willow! Ha ha! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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These are excellent funnies pal... Thanks for the chuckle. My day was spent at the opthamologist getting stinging drops put in my eyes for various tests. The good news is that in about 5 months, I get my right eye cataract surgery.
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I will never look at pussy willows the same , again.
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They are hilarious, thanks Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes. [image]
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LOL,great jokes! now you know why i like pussy willows [image]
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ha ha....lots of pussy...willow! Ha ha! [image]
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great jokes today Pal..Happy Hump Day..
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ty for the laughs today Pal... I sure need it! hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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great jokes today Pal..Happy Hump Day.. [image]
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ty for the laughs today Pal... I sure need it! hugssssssssss V [image]
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Great stories, they gave me a good chuckle. [image]
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