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>>> Wednesday Chuckles and gratutous Sexy  

pal334 69M  
49508 posts
5/6/2015 4:05 am

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5/7/2015 5:57 am

>>> Wednesday Chuckles and gratutous Sexy

I received a couple of good jokes that I think you will like . It is a good day for a chuckle or two. Also a couple of sexy GIFs, just because I can. What are you doing today that is fun? I am spending the afternoon with the youngest Godson, I think we will go shopping for his Fathers and Mothers birthday present, should be a blast

Specialist vs Specialist

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded<b> library. </font></b>He asked a girl in a university library: Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied in a loud voice, "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the<b> library </font></b>started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh, :"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT?, THAT'S ROBBERY!"
All the people in the<b> library </font></b>looked at the girl in shock. The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people.


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A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man. "I have a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan so I know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.
The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the creek."
The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you."






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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/6/2015 4:32 am

I will never look at pussy willows the same , again.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
5/6/2015 4:48 am

They are hilarious, thanks

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.


lomileage5 68M
10248 posts
5/6/2015 5:02 am

LOL,great jokes! now you know why i like pussy willows


veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
5/6/2015 5:02 am

ha ha....lots of pussy...willow! Ha ha!

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:11 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    These are excellent funnies pal... Thanks for the chuckle. My day was spent at the opthamologist getting stinging drops put in my eyes for various tests. The good news is that in about 5 months, I get my right eye cataract surgery.
Thank you. Wow, that is great, that will be quite a relief

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:20 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I will never look at pussy willows the same , again.
I know!!! I think I need to attend that university

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:22 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you, I was going to go with this one, but thought some may get jealous

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:25 am

    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    They are hilarious, thanks

    Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
    A: Pull down its genes.
That is a good one, thank you

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:28 am

    Quoting lomileage5:
    LOL,great jokes! now you know why i like pussy willows
You are an arborist also? I knew you were good at giving sage advice

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:31 am

Isn't it amazing, even plants have a naughty side

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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/6/2015 8:01 am

great jokes today Pal..Happy Hump Day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
5/6/2015 9:27 am

ty for the laughs today Pal... I sure need it! hugssssssssss V

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:07 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    great jokes today Pal..Happy Hump Day..
Thank you, here is another

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:11 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    ty for the laughs today Pal... I sure need it! hugssssssssss V
Excellent, I am happy you enjoyed

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:19 pm

    Quoting  :

When I saw it, I chuckled for quite awhile. I hope this pleases you

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/6/2015 5:28 pm

    Quoting donamorous:
    Great stories, they gave me a good chuckle.
Excellent, a good chuckle a day is perfect.

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