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~~~ Men's helpline... Ken. How can I help you?" "Hi Ken, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?" /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my ." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner<b> whipped </font></b>my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your ’s teacher." //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 . After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more . A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs." |
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good jokes Pal! I am smiling as I sip my first coffee
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Those are funny, thanks Q: What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
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good jokes Pal! I am smiling as I sip my first coffee  I did forget a coffee joke for you, didn't I?  A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order.". . .and to drink?" she asked.� The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table. "Oh my God; I am so sorry!" "That's OK," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin - "but tell me, is this regular or decaf?" "Regular. . . ," she replied. "Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night!"!
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
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Those are funny, thanks Q: What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
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 Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Good Morning Pal.....I think a sense of humor is key,and I think I have a pretty good sense of humor,I love to laugh!!!  [image]
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"
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ha ha....laughed out loud! good ones Pal!! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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All that laughing worked up an appetite ... I think I'll go have breakfa...., um, Lunch. Thanks for the laughs, Pal. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Good one today Pal.. You had me laughing hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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ha ha....laughed out loud! good ones Pal!! A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator." Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?" "And so, here we are!"
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All that laughing worked up an appetite ... I think I'll go have breakfa...., um, Lunch. Thanks for the laughs, Pal.  My wife was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual eggs, bacon, and toast for breakfast and wearing only the t-shirt that she normally sleeps in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said in a hurried tone, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes opened wide as I thought, “either I’m still dreaming or this is going to be a great day!” Not being one to argue with my wife about morning sex, I embraced her and gave it my all, right there on the kitchen counter. Afterward she said, “Thanks,” straightened her shirt and returned to the stove and took the eggs out of the pan. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?” She set my plate on the table and said matter-of-factly, “Oh, the egg timer is broken.”
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What do you call a wine induced hangover? A grape depression. What's the only way an Irishman will get the brown bottle flu? A dirty glass. What's the best way to avoid a hangover? Stay Drunk!
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Good one today Pal.. You had me laughing hugs V . Here is one you may like  It was a sunny Saturday morning, a little before 8 a.m., I was on the first hole at The Oaks of St. George Golf Club and beginning my pre-shot routine, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!" I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement: "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the voice yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee. please?!?!" I finally stopped, turned around, cupped my hands and shouted back ... "Would the jerk with the microphone please keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"
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My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing. A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.
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Lol..all good ones here today.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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LOL, loved them!!!
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Lol..all good ones here today..
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Now, that's some really funny stuff there!!!  WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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