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~!~ The Laws of Murphy
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~!~ The Laws of Murphy A friend sent me these "Laws" . They gave me a laugh, so I thought I would share them. Sometimes, I think life is too serious. Wouldn't be nice to have a place you can go to, close out the Adult world and just relax and have fun? Not as an escape, just a "recharge" time. Do you have a way to just relax and recharge? There are a few that cum to mind already 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead<b> batteries. </font></b>13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. |
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Those are cool. Here are a few of Murphys laws of sex No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. Sex has no calories. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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I like recharge by going for hikes, attending my BDSM events, and hanging out with my FWB or GF! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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motorcycling or kayaking are my escapes/recharges. and of course,COFFEE! 
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Those are cool. Here are a few of Murphys laws of sex No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. Sex has no calories. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.  . Here are some for Moms [image]
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I like recharge by going for hikes, attending my BDSM events, and hanging out with my FWB or GF! [image]
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motorcycling or kayaking are my escapes/recharges. and of course,COFFEE! [image]
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Re 9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. If you get another one "just like it" you will end up with 2 shoes for the left or right foot. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Good post !! I'm a firm believer in Murphy's Law, it never fails !
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Re 9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. If you get another one "just like it" you will end up with 2 shoes for the left or right foot.
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Good post !! I'm a firm believer in Murphy's Law, it never fails !
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You found some good ones for today Pal. How I like to relax is going to the gym and getting away from it all. Doing exercise if you can believe that one. Also getting away on vacation is another way hugsss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Some good ones here..Happy Friday Pal.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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You found some good ones for today Pal. How I like to relax is going to the gym and getting away from it all. Doing exercise if you can believe that one. Also getting away on vacation is another way hugsss V  [image]
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Some good ones here..Happy Friday Pal..
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Murphy is a genius. Vote Murphy!
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Murphy Law....it was invented the day I was born!! WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. So true Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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