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+_+ Virginity Lady: Honey you no im a virgin and i don’t no anything about sex.. clarify Man: Honey lets put it along these lines your privates a jail and mines a detainee so you put the detainee in the jail So they engage in sexual relations interestingly then the man gets tired to enjoy a reprieve the lady says nectar the detainee got away so they have intercourse again then he took his dick out for some time in light of the fact that he was so depleted and the lady says “Nectar the detainee got away once more.” Man: ITS NOT A LIFE LONG SENTENCE OK! ~~~ “Father, how am I going to tell my spouse that I am still a virgin?” “My , you have been a hitched lady for a long time. You have had three spouses! Without a doubt that can’t be.” “Well, father, my first spouse was a therapist, and all he needed to do was talk, and the following one was in development and he generally said he’d get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and everything he did was look. Be that as it may, this time, father, I’m wedding a legal advisor and I’m certain I’m going to get screwed.” ~~~ |
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the legal advisor will definitely screw her! I was 17
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They are great jokes . I was 18////////////////////////////////////////////// Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel.” Paddy asked, “And what do I do with these, doc?” The doctor replied, “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw.’, you hit her with the shovel.”
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Virginity is a terrible 'disease'! 
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I was also 18 when I cured my virginity 'disease'!
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the legal advisor will definitely screw her! I was 17 Johnny’s girlfriend was in labor with they first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at him and said, “You did this to me you *******!” He casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your *** but you said, ‘it’ll be too painful!’.”
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They are great jokes . I was 18////////////////////////////////////////////// Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel.” Paddy asked, “And what do I do with these, doc?” The doctor replied, “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw.’, you hit her with the shovel.” One Sunday in church the priest told the ladies. If you know yu are virgin you stand up. A lady carrying a baby stood up and everyone laughed in tears but the lady said it's not me. It's my baby
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Virginity is a terrible 'disease'!  What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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I was also 18 when I cured my virginity 'disease'! As Benny Hill once said: "Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?"
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Pal some good ones here.. Have a great weekend..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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thanks for the laugh and in exchange, I'll give you a laugh back. I was 21 when I got rid of my virginity. Great way to celebrate the bicentennial! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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ty Pal I sure needed a good laugh today! hugssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I held out for LOVE and so glad I did....pleased to share that I was also 18!!! The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’ To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’
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A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Heidi was game and a very nice sexual relationship began. After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, "I have a problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favour." Heidi replied, "Okay," to which he asked, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged. The guy then asked, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?" Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her. Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man." Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes. Finally, the guy said to Heidi, "Do you mind if I call you Phil?" Heidi had now become very dejected, and said "No, I guess not, you can call me Phil." So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted "Phil, you'll never believe who I'm fucking!"
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Pal some good ones here.. Have a great weekend..A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, “Major, when was the last time you had sex?” “1956,” was his reply. “No wonder you look so uptight!” she exclaimed. “Major, you need to get out more!” “I’m not sure I understand you,” he answered, glancing at his watch, ”It’s only 2014 now.”
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thanks for the laugh and in exchange, I'll give you a laugh back. I was 21 when I got rid of my virginity. Great way to celebrate the bicentennial! Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
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ty Pal I sure needed a good laugh today! hugssssss V  Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in!
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Great jokes. I was 21. One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard."
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Now, those are funny!!!  I lost my virginity not by choice at 11.  WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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