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pal334 69M  
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10/3/2017 5:12 am

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~+* Some guffaws
I hope more than one. I think a sense of humor is important. I am terrible telling jokes, because I can not hold back my laughter . Are you stoic enough to hold it together to tell a joke? Jokes are a good way to help you through a rough patch in life. Maybe just a way to tease a friend . I am not a politically person, but I don't like rude or hurtful jokes. So remember,,,, SET DOWN YOUR COFFEE BEFORE YOU READ THESE !!



A man was having<b> premature ejaculation </font></b>problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air." -





Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."



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pal334 69M  
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10/3/2017 5:15 am
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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
10/3/2017 6:09 am

 That shows you, 69 can be dangerous


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/3/2017 7:31 am

 Ty Pal for the warning I got the coffee all over me the last time you post a joke. Too funny and you found some really good ones hugs V

Laughs make the world go around
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pocogato12 71F  
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10/3/2017 9:08 am

 These are doozies!!! I love a good joke and lots of times I have the misfortune of knowing the punchline but can't remember how to get there
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Jadefire79 34F
342 posts
10/3/2017 12:39 pm

 I needed that laugh, thank you!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
10/3/2017 2:33 pm

 Good ones Pal..got to love Walter.. and the Teacher one loved it too..thank you..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/4/2017 6:04 am
It can be, I do not want to go through life known as stumpy
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pal334 69M  
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10/4/2017 6:07 am
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Ty Pal for the warning I got the coffee all over me the last time you post a joke. Too funny and you found some really good ones hugs V

    Laughs make the world go around
Spreading cheer is fun
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pal334 69M  
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10/4/2017 6:09 am
    Quoting pocogato12:
    These are doozies!!! I love a good joke and lots of times I have the misfortune of knowing the punchline but can't remember how to get there
My problem is that I start laughing before I get the joke out
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pal334 69M  
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10/4/2017 6:09 am
    Quoting Jadefire79:
    I needed that laugh, thank you!
You are quite welcome
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pal334 69M  
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10/4/2017 6:10 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Good ones Pal..got to love Walter.. and the Teacher one loved it too..thank you..
Walter is a real hoot
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pal334 69M  
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10/4/2017 6:11 am
I am glad you enjoyed
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pal334 69M  
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10/4/2017 6:12 am
    Quoting  :
Quiet all the time?
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/7/2017 2:25 am

 Good ones.

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