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+^ Louie has it  

pal334 69M  
51299 posts
2/25/2018 5:46 am

Last Read:
2/26/2018 5:05 am
+^ Louie has it

I received this in an email from a friend and thought that Little Louie had some insights that were valuable and hilarious. I doubt they are true, but through the eyes of we can see the world much differently. My Godsons are a source of a lot of fun, with their views of the world events. How about you? Do you enjoy and their perspective on life?

LITTLE LOUIE ON MATH:

A<b> teacher </font></b>asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Louie

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The<b> teacher </font></b>replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little Louie says, 'I have a question for YOU.'

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little Louie replied, 'The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.'


LITTLE Louie ON MATH:

Little Louie returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

'Why?' asks the father?

'The<b> teacher </font></b>asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6', replies Louie.

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

'What's the fucking difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said!'

LITTLE Louie ON ENGLISH:

Little Louie goes to school, and the<b> teacher </font></b>says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Louie says 'Mas-tur-bate..'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Louie , that's a mouthful.'

Little Louie says, 'No, Miss Rogers; you're thinking of a blowjob.'

LITTLE Louie ON GRAMMAR:

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the<b> teacher </font></b>asked for a show of hands from those who could
use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded
with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful In it.'

'Very good, Suzie,'replied the<b> teacher. </font></b>She then called on little Michael.

'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
out beautifully.'

She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the<b> teacher </font></b>reluctantly called on little Louie .

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant', and he said 'Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful!'

LITTLE Louie ON GETTING OLDER:

Little Louie was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, ', you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'

Little Louie replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'

Little Louie answered, 'No; he minded his own fucking business.
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/25/2018 5:48 am
And when he hang out with his Granny , Maxine, it can be fun [image]
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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
2/25/2018 7:06 am

 I think I have a nephew like him. He keeps life very exciting


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/25/2018 7:47 am

 Ty for sharing. This was a good one hugs V
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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/25/2018 9:25 am

 Good morning Pal..lmao.. these are great thank you..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


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