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** Thoughts to ponder
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** Thoughts to ponder The first story below was sent to me by a friend. I got such a chuckle from it. I looked around and found a few more that were about life and relationships. I think that if we can not poke fun at ourselves and others, life would be boring. How would you rate your sense of humor? Ken. How can I help you?" "Hi Ken, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?" /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my ." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your ’s<b> teacher.</font></b>" //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 . After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more . A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs." |
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That supermarket one would be so embarrassing 
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Very good ty for sharing hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Great thoughts to ponder indeed, have a great week Pal.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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interesting post
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3/5/2018 11:14 am |
Great funnies...... Hope u weathered the storm okay! 
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