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~~ Put your beverage down  

pal334 69M  
51298 posts
10/26/2018 5:42 am

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10/28/2018 5:41 am
~~ Put your beverage down
I hope more than one. I think a sense of humor is important. I am terrible telling jokes, because I can not hold back my laughter . Are you stoic enough to hold it together to tell a joke? Jokes are a good way to help you through a rough patch in life. Maybe just a way to tease a friend . I am not a politically person, but I don't like rude or hurtful jokes. So remember,,,, SET DOWN YOUR COFFEE BEFORE YOU READ THESE !!



A man was having<b> premature ejaculation </font></b>problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air." -





Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."





There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis."

The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"




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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/26/2018 5:45 am
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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
10/26/2018 6:31 am

 Those are good ones, thanks for the warning


scott6250 61M

10/26/2018 7:51 am

 Wonderful jokes etc... today Pal. Have a great day.
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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/26/2018 8:42 am

 Glad I did put my coffee down. You found some awesome jokes for today. Ty hugs V
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luvgluv19 75M

10/26/2018 8:50 am

 Thank you for the worlds best medicine, laughter


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
10/26/2018 5:21 pm

 Happy Friday Pal, these were great thanks so much for the laughs I really enjoyed them especially after the day I had today..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


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