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ðŸ‘Đ‍âĪ‍💋‍ðŸ‘Đ The laws of " Murphy"?  

pal334 69M  
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11/22/2019 5:50 am

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11/23/2019 5:54 am
ðŸ‘Đ‍âĪ‍💋‍ðŸ‘Đ The laws of " Murphy"?

A friend sent me these "Laws" . They gave me a laugh, so I thought I would share them. Sometimes, I think life is too serious. Wouldn't be nice to have a place you can go to, close the Adult world and just relax and have fun? Not as an escape, just a "recharge" time. Do you have a way to just relax and recharge? There are a few that cum to mind already

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those live by the sword get shot by those don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

. The things that come to those wait may be the things left by those
got there first.

. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will
sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

. God gave you<b> toes </font></b>as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve
people weren't smart enough to get of jury duty.
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pal334 69M  
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11/22/2019 5:52 am
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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
11/22/2019 6:41 am

 That first law is so true


irishmale5150 55M
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11/22/2019 6:47 am

 The laws are so true these days


ltrskr 75M
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11/22/2019 7:08 am

 If it sounds to good to be true, it is.......

If you look back, you slow down..

If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space...


sweet_VM 65F
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11/22/2019 7:21 am

 Good one loved it hugs V
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lickUall21976 47M

11/22/2019 8:19 am

 love this story, very well written


Studmizer66 54M
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11/22/2019 9:02 am

 nice breakdown I agree


scott6250 61M

11/22/2019 9:54 am

 Very true these days.
"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/22/2019 4:36 pm

 Happy Friday Pal, I hope your day was a good one, and I love these, they are always a great read and reminder and that last one always makes me LOL as it's so very true. I hope you enjoy your weekend..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


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