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ððŧðēð Perking up?
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ððŧðēð Perking up?  A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my<b> neighbor </font></b>came of the closet with his hands in the air." -   Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."   |
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1/3/2020 6:17 am |
The last one is really funny
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That little girl was hilarious, you never can tell what is next
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All funny and thank you for the laugh. Just what is needed. â
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I'm stealing the one about whale farts!  Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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1/3/2020 10:31 am |
very funny "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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1/3/2020 10:34 am |
All. Very funny
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These are great jokes thanks for the afternoon laughs  I used to tell a lot of jokes when I was a bartender, not so much anymore as the Seniors well we have to be careful not to offend them..I hope you have a great weekend....Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Ty Pal these are really funny. I am glad I put down the coffee as you said Have a great year. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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The last one is really funny
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That little girl was hilarious, you never can tell what is next
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All funny and thank you for the laugh. Just what is needed. â
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I'm stealing the one about whale farts!
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very funny
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Excellent!!!
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These are great jokes thanks for the afternoon laughs I used to tell a lot of jokes when I was a bartender, not so much anymore as the Seniors well we have to be careful not to offend them..I hope you have a great weekend....
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Ty Pal these are really funny. I am glad I put down the coffee as you said Have a great year. hugs V 
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