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&*() The weiner
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&*() The weiner  Two five year old boys are standing at the potty waiting to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "I've been circumcised." the other boy replied. "What's that mean?" asked the first boy. "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off then?" "My mum said I was two days old." "Did it hurt?" "You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year!"  ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Two brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!" "No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied. "Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!" "I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!"  //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// |
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Then without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent hard on. Looking down at this he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed up, son of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!" [image]
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And it's deep too
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9/22/2020 7:05 am |
I don't worry about size. It is what you can do with it that counts the most. I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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Utility. No matter any thing else
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9/22/2020 8:35 am |
It's not the meat , it's the motion
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Those are good ones.. You know it's not about size as much as it is the skill behind the man using his tool..I hope your Tuesday is a terrific one..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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if ALL a man is offering me is sex i do focus on size and physical appearances. shhh... i am negotiable if he is more than just sex.
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Well judging by all the dick pics on the profiles on here, I'd say the women are not the ones obsessed with size and looks. And the brothers joke is one of the VERY best (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Practice makes perfect
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I don't worry about size. It is what you can do with it that counts the most.
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Utility. No matter any thing else
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Those are good ones.. You know it's not about size as much as it is the skill behind the man using his tool..I hope your Tuesday is a terrific one..
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if ALL a man is offering me is sex i do focus on size and physical appearances. shhh... i am negotiable if he is more than just sex.
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Well judging by all the dick pics on the profiles on here, I'd say the women are not the ones obsessed with size and looks. And the brothers joke is one of the VERY best
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Size does not matter hugs V a very good question Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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