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bigrog1966 57M
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12/15/2014 4:10 pm
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As I have grown older:

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Condoms don’t guarantee<b> safe sex </font></b>any more…..
a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

VIDEO SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Pregnant
Doctor asks pregnant , "Do you know who the father is?" The replies, "Hey dumb ass, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?

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