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Blogs > backpocket13 > THE SINNERS CLUB

••••••••Car Crashes, Concussions, Carmalita, and Cleavage•••••••  

backpocket13 50M
1520 posts
4/13/2013 10:37 am
••••••••Car Crashes, Concussions, Carmalita, and Cleavage•••••••
••••••••••WELCOME TO THE SINNERS CLUB••••••••••

......It's been a little more Chaotic than usual down here lately, The old Prince of Darkness suffered another head injury, No I Wasn't Fighting Again, I'm a Lover you know this, Car Crash,(No one seriously injured, Thank you Know who.) However, I ate Another windshield,( don't try this at home!) and with MY History, the number of these head injuries is high,........I Digress,.....Sorry Folks,...Anyway I handed the Pitch Fork over to My Body Gaurd and Personal Asistant BustyBettyBoop, Despite it being Awards Season at her other Blog, she's held down the fort around here for days now. At My Craziest(BAD CRAZINESS) She would take my horned head and place it on her HUGE breasts, Turn Up "Carmaleta" by Warren Zevon, and Tell me Filthy Sexually Depraved Clergy Jokes, in an attempt to Calm/Shut Me The Fuck Up, if all else Failed she simply Smothered Me Unconscious Between Those Monster Tits, either way, Someone's Ass got pulled from the Fire by MsBoop, and Again She's The Best!!! Big Raise For My "Pale Blue Eyed Angel"!!! She even found time to redecorate the office, and it's Awsome, Her taste is excellent, and she tastes excellent too, like Honeysuckle,.......Whoops, More Digression,......Ok,Ok,...Enough Rambling!
Just an Update, Shouts later, Friends Of The Devil; Welcome Southernman, DoxyRoller, and SandraD1000 to the club!!! Congrats to Ms Sandra for the Big Win at Bustys Awards, you're our latest celebrity member, and The Devil is Honored to have Ya!!
I'm including a picture of my Body Gaurd "The Blue Eyed Angel" Ms Boop
Sitting in Hell Laughing
Sinfully backpocket13
bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
4/15/2013 5:57 pm

 Blue Eyed Angel,
Good is for like, Lemonade, Ice Cream, and Long Walks at Sunset, Last Night was more like, Exile on Main St. Meets London Calling, LOUD, DIRTY, FULL-TILT, FOUR FUCKING ALARM FIRE, CALL THE POLICE, BRING THE DEFRIBULATOR, LOCK UP THE WOLVES, MORE FUN THAN YOUR G-SPOT(ALMOST) PHONE SEX!!!!
Help I'm Injured and My Bodygaurd is trying to KILL ME!!!!
Who's Running Hell?
Yours backpocket13

ohhh yeah? didn't I tell ya I could be bad? that if you wanted I could make your toes curl in a good way bad...or make you beg for mercy in a good way bad..or get you get your hands and knees and beg me for mercy and just quit teasing you already bad..but in a good way! *wink* xoxoxxoxxo
..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
4/15/2013 8:56 am
    Quoting bustybettyboop:
    your being bad..not me! ohhh...btw mister it's 10:26 p.m..who was calling at me at 10 p.m? lmao! our bad! lol! if i'm sooo naughty..what are ya gonna do about it? huh? huh? lmao!!
you are still sooo bad! another all night phone call! I need my beauty sleep! lol! but I have to ask though..."was it good for you?" *wink*
..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


backpocket13 replies on 4/15/2013 12:49 pm:
Blue Eyed Angel,
Good is for like, Lemonade, Ice Cream, and Long Walks at Sunset, Last Night was more like, Exile on Main St. Meets London Calling, LOUD, DIRTY, FULL-TILT, FOUR FUCKING ALARM FIRE, CALL THE POLICE, BRING THE DEFRIBULATOR, LOCK UP THE WOLVES, MORE FUN THAN YOUR G-SPOT(ALMOST) PHONE SEX!!!!
Help I'm Injured and My Bodygaurd is trying to KILL ME!!!!
Who's Running Hell?
Yours backpocket13

bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
4/14/2013 7:27 pm

 your being bad..not me! ohhh...btw mister it's 10:26 p.m..who was calling at me at 10 p.m? lmao! our bad! lol! if i'm sooo naughty..what are ya gonna do about it? huh? huh? lmao!!
..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


backpocket13 replies on 4/15/2013 12:04 am:
Well Darlin,
I'm making this comment at 3:00 AM because I've been with you for the last four hours Ms Boop, my next post will be "Pulitzer Prize" material at the very LEAST, Satans weak in the Knees!!!!!
My Blue Eyed Angel
Faithfully backpocket13

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
4/14/2013 9:37 am

 That actually is a very close image to Ms. Busty!

Seriously you were in a car crash? (sorry, this post was such a stream of consciousness that I was not sure if it was literal or metaphorical, hehe) If so, best wishes for speedy recovery...


backpocket13 replies on 4/14/2013 9:50 am:
Hey Darlin,
SO GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU!!!! Thanks for the kind words, Yeah sometimes reality finds its way in, I'm a tough old cat, and feel better just hearing from YOU!! Just keep posting You, Betts, and Kittyzilla are my Favs! Always Will Be!!
Thanks for Making My Day
Sinfully backpocket13
Ps Can't say it enough, Love the SmartAssWoman!!!!

bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
4/14/2013 7:45 am

 you and your blog posts! lol! silly...SILLY..silly man! thanx for including me! I wish I looked like her..she's awful cute! I wouldn't be much of a body guard..UNLESS I smothered them to death with my 40ddd's! lmao! hurry up and get better,ok?
..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


backpocket13 replies on 4/14/2013 9:29 am:
Hey Baby,
I Took That Photo Of You!!!! Stop TELLING LIES MZ BOOP, you know what happens to Naughty Bad Girls Here!!! My mind is not that far gone, YET!!.....!!
Yours for Eternity,
backpocket13

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