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“Tales of a Drunken Asshole.”
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“Tales of a Drunken Asshole.”   *Photo of the Author in Atlantic City, N.J. Circa, 2001. What! Like there’s not a picture of You all Drunk and Fucked Up somewhere? -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- WELCOME TO THE SINNERS CLUB -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- “I feel bad for people who don’t drink, when they get up in the morning, that’s the best they feel all day.” ~ Dean Martin ~ ............Greetings and Salutations!..........So good of You to Drop by!........Pull up a Chair and make yourselves Comfortable,.........I’m not Entirely sure if all of You, My Beloved Flock know this or not,.........Despite the Plethora of Controlled Dangerous Substances that I Choose to Ingest on a Fairly Regular basis for Fun as well as for Mind Expansion purposes,........Alcohol is Not one of them,.........I quit that Shit quite awhile ago,........Ahhhh, Demon Liquor I barely remember thee at all!........It’ll be Years come this July the th,........A Dry Decade!.......There was a Time,.......I don’t Mind telling You,....... That I Never thought I’d make it!.........I mean, It wasn’t that I Couldn’t handle my Liquor,........It was Quite the Contrary,.........I drank So Much that I Developed an Allergy to Alcohol!.........No Seriously, that’s the Truth, every time that I’d Drink, I’d Break in Handcuffs!.........Don’t get wrong, I was Never a Violent drunk or anything,........I was more of a Drunk,........I mean, I’m not that Bright to begin with, So I wouldn’t just Drink Myself ,......I Drank Myself Stupider,.......Yeah, and Believe ,........That didn’t take Much!........One thing I Can say in alcohol’s Defense, I have done some Pretty Shit while Completely Sober,........In all honestly, I don’t even Need<b> alcohol </font></b>to make Really Bad decisions, Hell, I’m pretty Astute That sober,........One problem I had when I used to Drink, was that I Always bought More booze than I needed,........I guess I figured better Safe than Sober,........Drinking Responsibly, for least, meant Not Spilling Any,........I Always had Mixed Drinks about Feelings,........And I always Wondered who this “Moderation” person was that people kept telling Me I should Drink With,........I was Never a Fall Down Drunk, but I Did pull a few Random Gravity Checks that’s for sure,........Once I got So Drunk I had to Grab onto the Grass to keep from Falling Off of the Earth,........I Swerved to miss a Tree once, only to Realize that it was the Air freshener hanging from My Mirror,.......I called a Taxi to drive me home once, only to Discover upon it’s Arrival that the Party was in fact at My own House,.......I used to be able to Start Fires with my Blood, and I once Broke a Breathalyzer by Looking at It,.......The drunker I’d get the Louder I’d Talk, I Always figured that that’s why they Measured<b> alcohol </font></b>by Volume,.......I got So Drunk once in a Five Hour flight home from Southern California with a Stewardess,........Sprawled Out in the Last Row of Seats, after She Inducted Me into the Mile Club I joined Her back her place in the Middle of Downtown Newark for another Five Day’s of Drunken Debauchery,.........Ahhhh Yes,.......Some of those “Good Old Days” actually Were Good as I recall!.......But Still, No More Strong Drink for This Sinner!.......Thanks for Dropping By long enough to Listen to me Ramble On for awhile,.......And Whatever You decide to Do this evening,.......Please don’t do it like I Would,........by Throwing Caution Straight Into the Fan,.......And If You’re going to Drink, Go See if you can find that “Moderation” Cat And Drink with Him,........Always Remember My Deviant Devils and Dirty Angels,........If You need Me, You know Where to Find Me,......I’ll be Right Here, where You left Me,.......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket President: The Sinners Club  -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- THE MEEK CAN HAVE THE EARTH, I’LL BE DONE WITH IT BY THEN -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- |
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You know alcohol does that to some people, but there is one thing about alcohol and when you drink it, your true feeling get told!! Some times that's a good thing and some times not so much my friend. I have never drank that much in my life time but I do prefer drinking over smoking!!! Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Yeah, there's a few pics somewhere of me in a Silly State of Inebriation. But, I have the negatives in my possession, and that's where they'll stay. I got all of my partying out of my system years ago, and pretty much don't drink now, except for three or four times a YEAR. My B-Day being one.  The drunker I’d get the Louder I’d Talk, I Always figured that that’s why they Measured alcohol by Volume, I can relate to this here! Definitely something I'd say.   "Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.
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The Wicked One, i actually can't drink anymore...i have those asian alcohol intolerance...and when i was young, i did not know such a thing existed, so i keep on pushing on myself by drinking anyway...and i got in so many trouble...but now? i don't have to prove anyone anything...i know i can't drink...so...i just won't...who said i must be so drunk or high to get a good time? The Fallen Angel 333
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Sounds like a classic... that mile high thing. Yep.. 👍 I guess we all got some tail to tell... and share that tale... whatever. I'm working on some new ones. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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" What! Like there’s not a picture of You all Drunk and Fucked Up somewhere?" No. I ate them all on a drunken dare. Do you know how hard it is to shit out Polaroids ?
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