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“The Sanity Certificate.”
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“The Sanity Certificate.”  -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- WELCOME TO THE SINNERS CLUB -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- “You Saturday night women, now you just ape and clown You don’t do nothing but tear my reputation down Stop breaking down, mama, please, stop breaking down Stuff is gonna bust your brains out, baby Yeah, it’s gonna make you lose your mind Alright, alright.” ~ Robert Johnson ~ “Stop Breaking Down” “I’m not as hopeful as I was when I was young.” ~ Irwin Shaw ~  ..........Greetings and Salutations!........To All of You, my Deviant Darlings and Debauched Devils!.........Now I Realize that I haven’t posted Anything in a Week, or to be Exact it’s actually more like (9)! Days!..........As Always My reasons were Sound,.........It’s My execution that’s Lacking,..........Actually, here in the Greater Garden State of New Jersey June is “Mental Health” month,..........Every June All the Nuts and Section Eights In “The Dirty Jersey”,..........And believe Me, there’s a Whole Bunch of Us,.........Them,.........Whatever!...........It matters little,........Anybody, and I do mean Anybody with any kind of Record, from the Organized Criminal right on down to the Unscrupulous Unpaid Parking Citation Dodger, All have to go down and Reregister with the State, get a New Certificate, get Finger Printed, give a couple DNA samples, remain under Clinical Observation for Seventy Two hours, and get Spayed and Microchipped,..........Of course this is All in Accordance with a bill passed by former Assistant Governor Christie in an attempt to Curb the Scourge of Mental Illness here in the Tri State Area,...........And Yes, I know that you’re All thinking, Assistant Governor?..........Yeah, Assistant,........The New Assistant Governor Murphy rode into office on a Legalize Marijuanna campaign that he Abandoned on his First in Office like an Unwanted step ,........The Actual Governor here in New Jersey isn’t an Elected Position,........It’s more like a Hierarchy,.........The Acting Governor of the State of New Jersey is Bruce Springsteen,..........Don’t Laugh because I’m Not Even Kidding with You!..........It was Frank Sinatra until his Passing, then “The Boss” took Office,.........And I shouldn’t even be Telling You any of This because Bruce runs this State from his Throne in Asbury Park (The Real State Capital) with a Tyrannical Temperment and an Iron Fist,.......Just telling You this could get me Broken on the Bastinado, or in the Very Least land Me in “Holding” at any One of Many Detention Centers for the Criminally Insane here in the State I live in,.......So, New Chip, New Sanity Certificate, and I’m all Set!.......That Pretty Much Encapsulates the Entirety of My Week,.......So, how was Your Week?..........Anything Interesting going on around Blogville?........And on that Note, I’ll end this Rant Right Here,.........Besides, I forgot Exactly What it Was that I was getting at Anyway,.........Ahhhh Fuck It,.........Fare Thee Well for Now my Faithful Flock,.........If you should need Me in the Meantime,..........You Know in which Corner of the Basement to find Me,........... Sinfully Yours, backpocket President: The Sinners Club Post Script; It’s nice to see that the Glitches are Still working Overtime, Some fuckin’ Things, am I right?!?! It’s Twentieth Century Technology!!!! Master it Already!!!! Post, Post Script; Oh When Daak Lawd, When are Your Humble Servants Pictures going to Start Staying Up On My fuckin’ Post?!?!?!   -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- I’M THE ONLY HELL THAT MY MOMMA EVER RAISED -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- |
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I missed your HNW and Sunday Morning Striptease posts. You're fired. Serious withdrawals led me to a binge of bananas coated in chocolate syrup as a result. But after reading what had transpired, I'll forgive you. After all, it isn't that easy to keep a halo from not falling off of the horns that hold it on place.  "Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.
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Really? Well... that sounds Fucked up. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The Wicked One... The Acting Governor of the State of New Jersey is Bruce Springsteen...lol...sounds good to me...how about in Florida...Jimmy Buffet??? The Fallen Angel 333
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Welcome back SEXY, looks like you have been pretty busy this week. So glad you got everything taken care of and now I hope you can relax and have some sexy fun.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Are you pulling our legs ? Wait, that's my leg . . .
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