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Details Of Hedonsitic Halloween Email us if you Wanna Come
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Details Of Hedonsitic Halloween Email us if you Wanna Come Signs She's Bored In Bed 10. After you request sex, she replies "Wait til the Nyquil kicks in" 9. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass 8. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show 7. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance 6. Keeps asking "Are you sure you're not gay?" 5. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better 4. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead. 3. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along. 2. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin 1. Runs for vacant Senate seat [B]Welcome to Corruptor's Insane Asylum of Hysteria. What a great end of summer houseparty a couple of Saturdays ago. Building a great group of couples and single ladies. We continue the party scene with the announcement of the details of Hedonistic Halloween and not to leave out the single guys we are bringing back Fuckfestival to Murfreesboro. We also have an active presence on Facebook now (it's a secret group so you don't have to worry about family and friends seeing stuff on your timeline that you don't want them to see) Read on for all the details Guy is visiting his shrink "Ever since I was a . I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for one year." said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit" replied the doctor. Man suggests "Let me sleep on it." Six months later the doctor bumps into the guy on the street "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awdful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so?!?" the doctor said with a bit of an attitude "And how may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" Man replies "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now" *****FUCKFESTIVAL SATURDAY OCTOBER 5th MURFREESBORO TN****** We brought back Bangaroo and since there was a decent turnout let's bring back FuckFestival. Just like Bangaroo, Fuckfestival is a multi woman gangbang. We got the motel picked out and now we need the ladies that would like to participate. If you have a fantasy of participating in a gangbang or you are a pro and would like to play October 5th in Murfreesboro. Shoot us an email and we'll get you the details. Fuckfestival Saturday night October 5th 8:00 Murfreesboro TN Jokes From The Phone (Warning Some May Be Offensive) 1. When's bedtime at the Sandusky house? When the big hand touches the little hand. 2. What's the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour 3. How is a pussy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them. 4. Hear that Dora The Explorer has a Muslim cousin? Doda the Exploda 5. What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger. Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despit his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes i'm sorry" says Joe and promises to avert his eyes "It's quite alright" replies the woman "It's very talented. Watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you" Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do "I can also make it wink" says the woman Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him "Come and sit next to me" suggests the woman, aptting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Joe replies "Good grief, can it whistle too?" *****HEDONISTIC HALLOWEEN SATURDAY OCTOBER 26th MURFREESBORO TN ****** What are you dressing up as? Justin Bieber?, the nude bra and panty Miley Cyrus (complete with foam finger)? Lamar Odom Kardashian? (before he entered drug rehab),Catholic Priest (leave behind.... er that didn't sound right)..huh??? North West??? (okay I think we've gotten enough ideas). Ladies and gentlemen, got your<b> costumes </font></b>ready? Get em on and come on out to the Totally Free Hedonistic Oktoberfest Halloween Party. We're going to have a Naughty Costume Contest where the best male and female are gonna win a pretty cool grand prize. Oh and our trick and treating guests don't walk away with their candy bags empty, we're making up all kinds of addicting drunk gummies and special limited edition jello shots (there might be body parts involved). We'll serve up some German Beer for the Oktoberfest theme and the free food offering of the evening will be Bratwursts. Party is for couples and single ladies only. Get on the list now. Saturday night October 26th starting at 7:00. Costume contest will start promptly at 8:15 (so those that want to walk around without their costume on can do so afterwards) So this Halloween run away from those demonic overpriced cover charges, stay away from the candy that's older than a mummy and best of all don't hang around with the creeps, come party with the Freaks ...totally free at that Hedonistic Oktoberfest Halloween. These three guys are sitting at a bar arguing which one has the ugliest wife. The conversation begins to get heated to the point of the bartender telling them to get the hell out or shut up! "In fact" he says "Why don't you settle it once and for all and just visit each others house and decide for yourselves" "Damn good idea" they agree, finish their drinks and make off for the first guy's house. Upon arriving he bangs on his door and the wife answers, she's not pretty and he turns to collect the bet from the other two. "Not so fast" says the second "I got that beat" and off they go to his house. He bangs on the door and his wife comes to the door and all three step back in fright, she's so damn ugly. He asks to collect the bet but the third guy says "Sorry I've got you both beat. he goes to his house and walks right in, there's no sign of anyone around. He stomps his foot on the trap door in the floor and they all hear this voice says "Is that you honey?" "Yeah it's me" he says "Do you want me to come out?" she asks "Yes, please" he says "Should I put the bag on my head?" she asks He replies "No I don't want to screw you, I just want to show you off!" Got a busy October planned, hope that you can come have fun with us and our friends. Corruptor and the Corrupted |
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