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Totall Free Valentines Houseparty Saturday February 8 Portland TN
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Totall Free Valentines Houseparty Saturday February 8 Portland TN Pizza vs Sex 1. Sometimes you can't wait so you have to start in the car. 2. It's great in the morning, but usually a late night thing. 3. When it's really good you can't control the noises you make 4. No one wants to share their piece of the pie 5. You don't notice the scent unless it lingers long after you're done at which point it's just appalling 6. If you're not responsible about it, you might end up getting fat or getting other people fat 7. The cravings can make you irrational and stupid 8. If it's a great idea wasted at 3am, it's probably immediately regrettable the next day 9. Even when it's bad, it's hard to mess up 10. It's messy upside down 11. It's much better with someone else, but having it alone is ok too. 12. You're self conscious when having it with someone skinnier than you. 13. You really don't know someone until you know how he or she likes it 14. Some people are boring while others are down for anything and everything. 15. Your early experiences with it can be very formative in determining what you like and don't like 16. Even if you don't finish, you feel like you have to 17. It can leave shameful stains 18. Sometimes you have to spice it up 19. Alcohol lowers your standards in terms of quality 20. There will always be that one that reigns supreme 21. It can be ruined if something slips off. 22. You CAN live without it, but you don't want to. Greetings and welcome to another post of the Insane Asylum of Hysteria and Corruptor's Calendar Of Party Events. Getting the flu sucks....but recuperated and ready to get the party scene cranked up with more parties. We started off the year with a wild New Year's Eve party. Even though it was freezing weather, there was a lot of body heat in the hot tub and action all over the house. Thanks to everyone that showed up and made it another great event. More parties to look forward too as we kick off the first half of the new year with a NaughtyList Valentine's Party and wait till you see what we're putting together for Mardi Gras in March. So read on for all the information. A young farmhand is driving around the farm and making repairs to the fences. After a few minutes, he makes a call to his boss on the two-way radio and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road, and he's stuck in the bull-bars of the truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?" "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and, when he stops wriggling, you'll be able to pull it out and throw it in a bush off the side of the road." The farm worker says 'okay,' and signs off. About ten minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said. I shot the pig and dragged it out, and threw it in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped "Well, the blue light on his<b> motorcycle </font></b>is still flashing!" *****TOTALLY FREE SWINGERS VALENTINE'S PARTY SATURDAY FEBRUARY 8th A box of candy, a bouquet of flowers, one of those get a Valentine's card moments when you ask your significant other to be your Valentine. Then after you get through all the loving moments, you pop the question...hey there's a swingers party this weekend do you want to go? Okay so the romantic moment is over and you scored your brownie points by doing everything you were supposed to do on Valentine's Day....but then there were a few points that got taken away when you asked the very same day about the extracirruclar activities. So we thought we'd help you out a little bit...instead of asking to go to a party after Valentine's Day, we thought we'd throw one before Valentine's Day. We'll have plenty of drunk gummies to share with your Valentine, we'll even go pick a few flowers out from the side of the road (if we can find some live ones) and the Valentine's card moment can be exchanged for Naughtylist moments. Saturday night February 8th it's the Totally Free Naughtylist Valentine's Party in Portland Tennessee. Party is for couples and single ladies. BYOB, bring a bag of chips or a 2 liter to share with the other partygoers. We've been having great turnouts at the parties translating into some wild times. Email us at for the details Jokes From The Phone Sunday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every function and all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a drop dead gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. She looked deep and steady into my eyes and I heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." I managed to mumble in reply "Can I feel your tits, then?" What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male Fraud Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby . The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14." What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12 What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber With the flu bug coming out of nowhere the Wildd and Winging Rockin Sex Show taping was delayed. The show is based on discussions about swinging, about BDSM and fetishes. Definitely not a family show. We'll also discuss out of the ordinary Craigslist ads, unusual news and play some fist pumpin, lighter flickering rock music from the hair band legends to the groups they've passed the rock torch to both here and overseas. The first show is scheduled to be cut on Wednesday. It'll be available on I-Tunes and Slacker Radio by the upcoming weekend. We'll also be passing on information on how you can participate in the show as we'll share our social media links with you on the show. So check out it...Sue Winging...Ian "Corruptor" Wildd (with two "d"). Wildd and Winging Rockin Sex Show...The shock jock show will debut soon. Two men are sitting in a restaurant. There is also a gypsy woman sitting opposite to them with her legs wide spread. One man says: "Look, she has such dark hair on her genitals!" the other says: "Oh no, it isn't hair, it is dark panties!" Then they made a bet - $100 . A waiter goes by so they ask him to find out for them. He did so, but takes all the money and walks away. "What happened, why are you taking the money?!" Asked the waiter. He replies: "Neither of you was right! She had her period and there were flies on her!" Have you joined our Facebook group? NaughtyList of Middle Tennessee is on Facebook. The group is a interactive one. Naw Tee brings the Music Video of the day, the funny video of the day, the pic of the day and more. Group members also contribute their funny pictures, sayings etc. email us and we'll get you hooked up...Most interactive Middle Tennessee based swingers group online and best of all it's a secret group which means none of the posts show up on your timeline for other family members or friends to see. Come check it out. Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself... television, ice cream, homework, video games... but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held. The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Johnny, and without comment the game resumed. For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further interruptions. After the poker game ended, father asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the world did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!" "Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to masturbate." We'll have another orgy/gangbang in February we're looking at open dates and will be making a decision soon. We'll do a little something different than normal for that, Hope to have an announcement next week. Also March means St Paddy's Day and Mardi Gras and we're making plans for a huge houseparty in Murfreesboro. More details coming on all these and our other plans. Hope to see you at the parties Corruptor and SueWinging |
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