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Upcoming Parties and A Few Jokes March 23 2014
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Upcoming Parties and A Few Jokes March 23 2014 Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes... (You MUST read them out loud): 1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk 5) Small ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni  I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching? 11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao? 13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah Welcome to another edition of the Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Corruptor's Calendar of Swinger Parties. The Calendar is filling up with activities for the month of April. We announce two big parties for April and also a swingers meet and greet event which will be on Friday April 4th. So read on and don't miss the big events One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his 's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. ** Upper Cumberland Socials Presents Bare Bunnies Party Saturday April 19*** So your party life needs a little resurrecting eh? Well let the folks of the Naughty List Of Middle Tennessee help you out a little. One of the things that I hear in talking to couples and singles about what they'd like to see in a group/club is friendliness and openness. Let's face it, we don't like spending a bunch of money to go somewhere and watch a bunch of people interact with each other and feeling left out. That's why you need to come give us a try. We're different than a lot of the other party groups and clubs in that you'll meet friendly laid back open minded people who respect your level of comfortability and will make you feel as comfortable as you can humanly feel possible. Oh and let's not forget we definitely know how to throw one hell of a party. We don't have just a spot...we have THE spot with a huge dance floor, tables and chairs to sit around and socialize with all the new friends you'll make. A hot tub (bring your own towel) to jump in whenever you'd like. Private play areas for all the xxx rated action you can imagine (and then some) and when it becomes warmer a pool for you to splash around in. Kinda sounds like a sexual paradise doesn't it? Saturday night April 19th we want to invite you to come check this paradise out as we host the first official Upper Cumberland Social. It's our take on Easter. In addition to all the above named features, we'll have an Easter Egg Hunt (hmmm what will you find in the Easter Eggs). There'll be a snack area filled with stuff to keep your energy level going to where you can party all night long. And the music, well lets just say we know how to keep the floor filling party anthems (new, current, and classics) pumping. For those of you wanting to buy some lingerie and adult novelties, we will have a representative on hand that you can check out her catalog of adult products. So this Easter, check out the only swingers lifestyle party that is guaranteed to raise the party scene from the dead. It's the Bare Bunnies Party Saturday Night April 19th. Doors open at 8:00. Email us or sign up on the events section to get the details. Jokes From The Phone 1. Why do men take showers instead of baths? Urinating in the bath is disgusting 2. What's the definition of Frenzy? Two blind lesbians walking through a fish market 3. What do you call two guys fighting over a slut? Tug of 4. What is Bill Clinton's worst nightmare? Intern with braces 5. Hear about the drug for depressed lesbians? It's called Tri Cocks Again Friday Swinger Lifestyle Meet and Greet April 4th 6:00 Murfreesboro TN So there's a small group of people who've asked us to do something on Fridays as their work schedules, family commitments etc will not permit them to attend our Saturday events. So we thought we'd get this idea started. Friday night April 4th, we're looking for other people that are into the swingers lifestyle....yes that even includes single guys. Here's how this works. We're going to meet up at a bar/restaurant in Murfreesboro to socialize and kinda get to know each other starting at 6:00. We'll hang out there for a few hours until the group decides whether or not we do an afterparty (btw we've held several of these and there's always an afterparty afterwards) The bar is a fun hang out spot with food and beverages. Couples and single ladies will be invited to the afterparty. Single guys can get invited too based on a couple sponsoring them so guys this is your chance to impress and get in on the start of a good group of people. Email us for details. This is a group that will be meeting and partying on Friday nights. There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn, when she came upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to munch out. She ate ..... And ate ... And then .... She ate some more! Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away. But alas .....she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground. She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation when she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall. She'd found a solution! She realized that if she could just become airborne she'd be able to fly again. So, she painstakingly climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into the air. She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor... Dead fly... The moral of this sad story? Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit! **Totally Free After Easter Swingers Houseparty Saturday April 26th 8:00 Portland TN** Does Peter want a little cotton Tail? Saturday night Portland Tennessee comes alive as we celebrate Easter the Naughty way with a free houseparty for couples and single ladies. The party staples will be there, drunk gummies, hot tub, love swing, and plenty of bedrooms to get down like rabbits. And if everything goes according to plan, we'll even do an easter egg hunt in celebration of easter So come hang out with us, drink with us, and party with us Saturday night April 26th in Portland Justin Bieber escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. as Justin runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. Justin finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of the bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While Justin is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!" To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, Justin has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. Justin was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too...!" Got a lot of parties and meet and greets during the month of April. Don't forget to check our blogspot...alternationx.blogspot.com for updates,music videos and funny stuff. |
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