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Cock adjectives During my visits to the chat rooms this last week I encountered many men on cam requesting visitors to watch. These are the adjectives they used to describe their cocks: “Big”, “huge”, “thick”, “hung”, “girthy” – These are all subjective adjectives. What one considers big, another may not. Quoting the movie Cockodile Dundee, “That’s not a cock; here’s a cock.” Since these words are so subjective, I wouldn’t consider them descriptive. “erect”, “hard” – I would certainly hope so. You wouldn’t sell a Cadillac without polishing it first. “sexy” – This is a good one. It is indeed a subjective adjective, but I rarely see it used in reference to a cock. I almost looked to see what he considered to be a sexy cock, but then I thought about the multitude of cock pictures I have seen here, and the word sexy never popped into my head. “thick hard veined bulgy uncut hairy” – Six adjectives for one cock. Now this paints a picture. If you close your eyes, you can almost see this cock. The problem is you can’t un-see it. . If you want more eye traffic, you need to stand out from the multitude. I offer these suggestions: Holmesian cock – This could mean Sherlock Holmes (can solve your mysteries, figure out your needs) or John Holmes (we know what that means). Secretariatian cock – This could mean hung like Secretariat, wins by many lengths, or always cums first. It’s a double edged sword. Shetland cock – Not quite hung like a , more like a pony. Still impressive. Disney cock – Pluses: The happiest place on Earth, the magic kingdom, treats you like a princess. Minus: Mouse dick. Adequate cock – Points for modesty and honesty, rare for this site. . Another thing one can do to peak interest is dress your cock in a costume. Go to Esty and search penis costumes and you can find many. Imagine these cocks: Doctor cock – Open up and say, “Ahhh”. Fireman cock – Can handle your burning desire. Pirate cock – Knows how to handle booty. There are so many possibilities. Do a striptease. Put on a play, like Hamlet (“To cum or not to cum, that is the question”). I would take a look. . These are just a few ideas. You can take them or leave them. What adjective(s) would get your attention? . Here are a couple of my favorites: The Cock of Steel and Hello, Sailor!   |
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Interesting analogies.. Cute.. 😂 I don't really have a pov about dics.... 🍌 Mine? Speaks for itself... I don't think there's any need to describe it.... unless asked the Q... Nor would there be a need to describe vagina for that matter.. Unless asked... 🤔 How would you describe yours, if asked? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Many good points! 
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I'd rather use it than play with it. No doubt those are superb adjectives It certainly is one of the best ways to let those you're contacting know what does the thinking for you. Nothing is real until you meat them in person. Using more than all the road!
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Another intriguing post. Though, given our preferences, we really don’t have a point of view on cock adjectives. Lol. With that said, we certainly enjoyed reading how you would describe your vagina ... “hospitable” being our favorite! Let’s see ... how would we describe our parts? Hmmm. Attentive, maybe.  Have a great day!
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Good ideas.... 😊💡 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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5/7/2019 1:46 pm |
lol this was hilarious!!
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