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Blogs > yourmrsi > Kisses from Your Mrs I

THEY STOLE MY DILDO!!!  

yourmrsi 55F
152 posts
7/15/2013 7:00 pm
THEY STOLE MY DILDO!!!
Yes, some a$$-wipe broke into my car while I was in the skating rink last night, and took my purse, MY FAVORITE purse, with my wallet, again FAVORITE wallet...full of worthless CRAP! Cards are all maxed out, folks. Nothing in the debit account. They tried to buy something in Wisconsin (over the phone?) for $250, but it was declined, as I only have $80 in that account!
Now I have everything cancelled and new cards ordered. Got temporary cards from the bank. Luckily I still have my old NOT EXPIRED drivers license with my old address on it, so I can take my time getting a replacement. (Ew! DMV!)
So I was just marveling over how lucky I was that my glasses and notes for were NOT still in my purse, and how I only lost around $80 or 90 in return cards and gift cards...no cash at ALL... when today I realized...
My bag. My overnight bag that I bring with me to meet with my cubs. A super cool old vinyl airline carry-on bag from the 60's that a once gave me. I keep my favorite body wash in it and condoms, my garter belt and stockings (fuck I have to find new ones!) and worst of all... A brand new toy that a cub gave me just a couple weeks ago! Purple and springy and perfect sized for play. (It did kinda smell a little like flowery soap, but I could ignore it)
DAMN!!! Those bastards broke into my filthy 12 year old car, stole a discontinued canvas Brighton bag that I can NEVER replace and they could NEVER sell, my favorite wallet and my travel bag... and they got no cash or credit for their troubles. just some credit at Best Buy ($25), Starbucks and Pier One. ..and someone ELSES dildo! (yuck)
FML
I am never one to say that.. .but I am really REALLY over this today.
*sigh*

Check out my blog yourmrsi Sweet, naughty dreams, my lambs
XX, Mrs


yourmrsi 55F
259 posts
7/20/2013 12:24 am

 Ugh! AND my phone's car charger... and a ten pack of AA's... but as they have the dildo too, guess they need the batteries more than I do. lol Of course, THOSE batteries were for the ipod speaker for practice... mostly
Check out my blog yourmrsi Sweet, naughty dreams, my lambs
XX, Mrs


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