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Everything is about anal with you boys!
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Everything is about anal with you boys!  I'm not saying a little touchy feely play isn't fun. I'm all for that. Give me a heads up, and I'll take extra care to be extra clean for that kind of play. I don't mind a touch, a kiss.... But that is not a main point of entrance, boys. It's an exit; a potentially messy and hazardous one. Everything your body has NO USE for WHATSOEVER leaves though that door. You have to be careful. Clean. Aware. That bacteria can be dangerous. Especially to the delicate bacterial ecosystem that inhabits vaginas. Nothing that goes in the back door should be allowed near the front without being washed first! Not fingers, tongues, toys, nothing! It's a short, narrow passage. It's not meant for passenger vans and semis. You are probably not going to fit. If there is pain involved you are going to regret it. You'd be safer trying to stick a bobby pin in an electric socket than to make something on my body hurt. Now maybe if you have a skinny little pencil dick, you might fit. Maybe that's the only place anyone can feel you. Idk. But trust me, if I see you and tell you that you are too big and won't fit, that means STOP TRYING. You are now harassing. Stop! Trust me, I have tried. Many times at the whining behest of some cub. Just try, see, just a little. No. You get carried away, and play too rough, and someone is gonna get hurt. Trust me darlin', it ain't me. Gonna be some serious Sodom-style revenge going down if you actually hurt me! Now a vagina is made for that kind of activity. Bang away... Whee! That's what we are here for! Some of you big boys need a little extra time getting us warmed up for you. It's worth the wait. Move too quickly, and we'll seize right up. Anticipation of an extra large special delivery can put us on edge. Won't fit a q-tip in there. Take your time. Probably a good time to brush up on your oral skills. No matter what you have in mind, it's always a good idea to ask permission first. The worst I can say is no. Try something else. Best case scenario, you and I had exactly the same idea in mind! Remember, if you want something, just ask. Don't be offended if I say no. Don't take it personally. I like what I like. We all have our preferences, and that's OK. In closing, butts are great. Ass play can be fun. Don't try stick anything in anyone's anything without asking. No means no. And go ahead, ask. You never know what weird fantasy is shared by someone else, (Although maybe take a little time to get to know them a bit first, hmm?) |
Sweet, naughty dreams, my lambs 
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