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AFF speak decoded
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AFF speak decoded  Last week I posted a video on my profile. While Solly told me to expect an increase in the email I received as a result of us posting it on both our profiles, I seriously had NO idea what to expect, and most certainly didn't expect to get the volume of emails that I did. That being said, I have to say it was quite flattering to know that so many people not only watched my video and enjoyed it, but were so inspired to write me an email telling me so. Thank you if you wrote to me after watching the video. That was nice of you to reach out and let me know what you think. Unfortunately, after reading a lot emails, I am a bit confused. Several of you were very direct and forthcoming in your correspondence to me. Thank you for being so direct. Hot video. Thanks for sharing. Awesome vid! Interested in a pussy pounding? Wow! Your video gave me a hard on Others of you, however, were a bit more vague. Hi What's up? Thought I'd say hello Would love to meet to see if we have chemistry This all got me thinking. What did he really mean? Maybe he does just want to say hi. Nah, who comes on this site just to say hi to people? Maybe he's interested in more. Maybe not. Dang. What the hell does that mean? So wanting to read something deep into it all, I thought more about what people write and perhaps what they mean. Solly and I were having a conversation about FriendFinder-x emails the other day. He has some of the same pet peeves that I do about emails. If you ask people to email you more info, the least you can do is reply. If you're going to email someone, please read their profile if you can, and hey perhaps even reference some of the info there so we know you're paying attention. If you can't read it that's ok - we do look to see if you're a silver or gold member. If you can but don't well then you're just being lazy. Having gone through a few hundred emails in the past week, I think I may have gotten better at interpreting what people mean. To that end, and as a means to share my newfound knowledge with you all, I've pulled together the below table to help me decipher, decode and decrypt what I think people on FriendFinder-x really meant in their messages. Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm guessing, maybe I'm wrong, I don't really know. This is just what I think for now anyway.
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Here are my two cents: One thing about being a free memeber is the only way to communicate is either by IMC, a few different chat rooms, and some blog posts. In some cases getting an e-mail to respond to or the few members that have it setup for free members to contact them. I would be one of those people that say hi just to say hi. While I would love to meet people for sex I am finding that not very many people talk to me relating to sex. Perhaps it is because they do not know me so saying hi and wanting to chat is a good way to break the ice and get to know someone. Problem with the communication ability for free members is we are only allowed a few charachters in the beginning of IMC which is where I try to contact most people. I do have to sayt I think you are on the money with your list when it comes to the 99% of people on this site.
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What A FF says: "X members have viewed your profile" What A FF means" "We want your credit card number"
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OMG, this is quite possibly the funniest blog post I've ever read on here.  +1 watcher.  [post 3097853] Come join the half-nekkid fun! Check out HNW Bloggers.  
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Funny--and has the added benefit of truth!
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Well done. The " I've been thinking about you " is awesome, new insight for me.
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Awesome post and awesome blog! Still laughing! Check out my blog at iWorshipU4Hours.
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Too cynical for me. How would you feel if I judged you in such a one sided way. I’m sure there are a fair number of people on here with dilutions about what this site really is, but in reality no matter how screwed up they are there is usually a real person on the other end of the communication channel. From my experience, and yes I have more experience on here than my lowly profile demonstrates, I have met, and have in my life two very wonderful female friends that I have now known for over five years from the stupid, on my part “I want to hook-up” approach. I’m sure being female you get bombarded with the dumbasses online. That’s OK. I generally discover the on duty law enforcement people in my travels through FriendFinder-x  I guess my point is if you categorize 82% of the people who contact you as just wanting to “fuck you” then you might just miss out on the people who just might be worth knowing. Just two cents from someone who assumes you are physically attractive on the outside, from what little I can see, assumes you are attractive on the inside since you can post an intelligent blog, and yet “doesn’t want to fuck you”.
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Ah mah God. That's about the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I laughed so hard I cried. But, do you think its representative of people in general, or just people on this site?
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Sounds like you were very busy weeding through emails. I been on this site for a while and yes you can use the email system but chat rooms imc and local meet and greets is where it is at! Good luck with all your mail glad that isn't my mail box... hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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"Hmmm" = I wonder what she'd be like to fuck? LOL just kidding Fissures!!
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Quoting oats2sow: So, why lie about it? this is a sex site and the end game is to get the panties right? So why bs around, it is what it is and the sooner both men and women come to grips with that, understanding that men are gonna say hey let's fuck, and women are thinking this a love site you are gonna have a communication problem. So ladies, get it the men have their dicks hanging out and want your pussy, and ladies that will not change. Besides, it's so much easier in real life at Starbucks. Seriously right??? I tell you I had the most surreal conversation with someone in a chat room last week about that very thing. They were going on and on about how this was a "friend" site and "just look at the title" of the site name. I could seriously NOT believe what I was reading. The delusions are amazing sometimes. And to asseenontv1967, I do think this is probably more representative of the people that emailed me in particular and not perhaps the site in general. My profile is pretty specific about the type of person I am and what I'm looking for here so I'm sure that attracts a certain "I want to fuck you" response which I don't really mind. Thanks for all the responses everyone. Glad you enjoyed my little attempt at humor here [image]
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Well heck! Will wonders ever cease? Actual clever humor on A FF! Go figure. BTW, I think that translate to "She's funny; I want to fuck you."  Seriously, very funny and very clever.“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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Smart, funny and true, thanks! (Means If I was near WA, and could read your profile, I'd want to fuck you, lol)
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I love this! And so very true..... XXX
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While I appreciate the joke aspect of your post, what was equally amusing to me were some of the posts I read in response to your blog.  Thanks
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great post
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hilarious!!
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Very clever! I was amused. To translate some of my thoughts into FriendFinder-x language: I've been thinking about my wife. She has a great personality. And here's another one, that can mean a variety of things: "I enjoy reading your blog."
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Totally stealing this. Prof10001 Swing by my blog Prof10001
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Funny blog Like it!
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You NAILED it!
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Nailed it .. Now there are only two things in life, but I forget what they are.
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Pretty much sums it up... except the bi part (for men). The only cock I would suck is my own, if I could. lol Thoughts from the Garden...
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Right on - at least from the guy side. Most common comment - I want to fuck you.
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Besides the initial physical attraction after that catches your eye there has to be something that keeps your attention and stimulation. Intelligence and confidence is far the sexiest traits.
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