Lord help me...  

I don't think I can take the sex poetry any more. Seriously, enough already. It's just all bad. Someone make it stop.

Part ONE:
It doesn't really matter...We have plenty of time.
I'll start with you; I have an eager tongue
I hope your clean shaven... We're about to have fun!
We'll start with you naked; not wearing a stitch
I kiss you with passion deeply, you're one hot, horny bitch.
I slip you my tongue, remember; it's first!
It has, every intention of you Cumming,
to quench; our sexual thirst.
My hands touching your body; from titties to ass
I'm now kissing your neck, my sweet tasty lass.
I move up to your ear where I nibble and blow
I feel your body shudder...
I take my time and go slow.
After a few minutes... here's what else; I, then do
My lips move to your breast, where I nibble and suckle them too!
Now my hands are both busy, one's squeezing a Tit
But, the other my lover, has moved; down to your wet slit.
My fingers are rubbing and probing inside...
Inserting one finger; then two... with the third, I hear you sigh
Applying pressure... just where it feels good
You moan ever so softly saying "Do me as you would!"
Now your pussy is so wet, it has to be tasty and sweet
So, moving my lips downward, my tongue samples, the flavor of your treat.
Now my tongue here is a master... enjoy what it can do,
I'll Lick you for hours, giving sweet pleasure to you.
My fingers pumping in you, as I savor your pussy cream
The sensations you feel, make you gasp, but not scream!
Minutes tick by slowly, so we can both, enjoy this time
Your hands go to my head, to keep me in line
I suck on your hard clit, and nibble it too
I flick it with my tongue, causing a reaction in you
I look up at you, and, you're begining to quiver.
With Orgasmic spasms, your body suddenly shivers
Pushing me from you... as you inhale with a gasp
You're juices flowing, you scream; "I'm cumming at last!!!"
I spread your legs wider, and with my cock, a hard pole
I push deeply inside you, and your gushing wet hole
You're cumming again harder, as I start pounding in you
I'm slamming your pussy so hard,I start cumming too!
My mouth goes to your tittie, and I bite on its tip
The pain shoots through your body, and goes straight to your clit
You scream; "OH MY GOD!!! What are you doing to me?
I'm cumming so hard and so much, I can't even see."
I quit pumping as fast, so, you tell me "Please lover stop"
"If I cum any more, I think my heart will just stop!"
So, I stop all my motions... and kiss you with lust
then, shove deeply inside you, with one final thrust!

Lest that wasn't bad enough, it was followed by Part TWO:
You walk in the room acting really shy,
I know you want it by the look in your eye,
I move in close to invade your personal space,
Moments later we are in heated embrace,
I remove your top,bra and leggings leaving just a thong,
I know what your after baby and it wont be long,
Gentle touches across your skin to release the nympo within,
There are so many things I'm going to do to you I don't know where to begin,
I feel your moisture it fills the air,
Your amazing I have to stare,
I bite,scratch, flick and lick,
Baby you cant wait to have some of this dick,
Holding you down and hearing you scream,
I fuck you senseless this must be a dream... That wid be a nice BDAY gift to me, Today is my bday!!!!

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