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Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

Good To Be Home  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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4/5/2014 9:16 pm
Good To Be Home

Had a very long night at work. What made it long is that I forgot my phone. I had nothing to do except stare into space. So it was a long night. When I get home from days like this, I just want to relax. Can I?

Not tonight!

Tonight I have to listen to my mom get on my ass about the same shit she has been nagging me about for the last month or two. I kinda just stopped listening to her. I know what she is trying to do, but nagging me and irritating me when I'm tired and just want to chill for a little before I have to go to bed.

Then she starts getting a little whiny about my starting kindergarten and starting to think about converting the twins' cribs into bed or whatever. Here come the fake crying. I ignore here. She says "What? Can't I get a LITTLE sympathy?" I reply with "You want sympathy from me? Got a dictionary?" "Yea I know, " she interrupts while giving me the finger "Look between shit and syphilis."

Really thinking about that bottle of wine I mentioned last night....

Or maybe going to the bar for some Sex on the Beach

oh wait, I'm broke. No bar. I could make some here...damn out of orange juice. grrrrrrrr!

guess that's left for me to do is watch a little porn before bed...

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

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