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Learn To Drive Assholes!
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Learn To Drive Assholes! Yes, this is going to be a rant. So if anyone doesn't give a rat's ass, now would be a good time to click the back button on your web browser. For those that keep reading, don't say I didn't warn ya So I'm on my way to work. I can see some real nasty storm clouds on the horizon, so I know it's going to be a rough trip. It starts pouring. So bad, I can barely see the front of my car. Lights on, wipers going full speed. Im in the middle lane doing 50. Speed limit is 65. Probably faster than I should have been going, but since I hadn't seen anyone on the highway before so I figured I was okay. Guy blows by me as if my car wasn't even moving. Didn't have his lights on either so I never saw him coming. Another one, not going nearlyas fast decides to swerve in front of me then hit brakes. So glad I have quick reflexes and tires that are less than a week old. After I drove out the other side of the storm. Saw the aftermath of three accidents. One van whose car formed a 90° angle with the highway about 20 yards off the road. Further up two cars who pulled off to the side after a fender<b> bender. </font></b>Third car was the best. The metal guatd rails on the highway are sloped at either end into the ground. Car apparently lost control, spun off into the grass, and his back-end slid UP onto the rail. His tires were off the ground. Its still pouring. Oh, and look at the clock! Time for me to go take a WALK outside through the parking lots. Fuck me. The one good note? I did see a rather spectacular lightning show before I charged headlong into the storm. Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way Follow CaptainDilfCT Superhero or pirate? You decide Sorry, I Was Thinking Again |
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Yeah there's many people I'd like to know how they even got their license in the first place. I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel! Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless!
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We have serious snowstorms here, the kind where you can't tell where the road is or if you're still somewhere near it. There are always assholes driving seventy miles an hour through it, and we aren't allowed to sh**t them. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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