Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service
Forgot password?
Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

An OCD and WTF moments  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
0 posts
3/29/2016 9:16 pm
An OCD and WTF moments

So tonite started out on a bad note, followed by a strange one. Had to hit up the gas station before work. Cursed at the price as it had creeped up 2 more cents in the last 24 hours. When I let go of the handle, I see that I had managed go stop at EXACTLY 10 gallons of gas. I smiled to myself. Then I noticed the total. $19.99. I actually said "Are you fucking kidding me" out loud because the guy at the next pump gave me a look. I seriously stood there for a full minute freaking out anput what to do. Do I make it an even 20 so my bank account looks good? But then I lose the perfect amount of gas. A nice even multiple of five. But then the total isnt right. I eventually got it up to 20.

Next I stop at the 24 hour Wal-Mart on my way to work. Pick up a ready made salad and a half ottle of V8. Pay for my self and leave. In the parking lot, a lumberjack looking guy is flamboyantly running in my direction. Arms flailing and his heels never touch the ground. And dude really looked like a lumberjack. Red flannel. Suspenders. Big<b> beard </font></b>and a bigger belly. And work boots. As he runs past me into the store he calls out in a shrill voice "I'm going to die!"

I swear to you guys I don't make this shit up. This really happens around me.

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

Follow CaptainDilfCT

Superhero or pirate? You decide Sorry, I Was Thinking Again


wetlipssink00069 59F
1102 posts
4/3/2016 11:15 am

 Glad to know you get them in your part of the country too! I had some real wackadoodles at work this week. One day I actually checked to see if it was a full moon. Wet


CaptainDilfCT replies on 4/3/2016 6:23 pm:
We do have them over here! I'm one of them!!

Become a member to create a blog