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The First Mate  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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3/28/2018 1:47 am
The First Mate


I'm on the lookout for my former friend and mutinous first<b> mate. </font></b>Goes by the name of Vod. Vod Kaknockers.

Lol see what I did there? Yes I know I got that joke from an episode of Two and a Half Men, but it's still pretty funny. That's just the kind of mood I'm in. Chuckling at stupid jokes like that. And this one:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Or the time I changed my name on the face place to Ben Efits and sent out friend requests to a bunch of people. I thought it was hilarious.

But my sense of humor isn't for everyone. And I don't care


Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way


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