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Politically Incorrect
Politically Incorrect HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT ' - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. (Loved this one!) 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's TROUSER CLEAVAGE. Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way Follow CaptainDilfCT Superhero or pirate? You decide Sorry, I Was Thinking Again |
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lol...oh my gawd...i just loved them all...gosh...so funny my tears are running down between my legs...
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