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Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

I Know I Shouldn't  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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6/11/2018 2:24 am
I Know I Shouldn't

I know I really shouldn't try thinking, but sometimes I just can't help myself. It's like this recurring problem I have.

Anywho.....

I've been spending a lot of time thinking about the phrase "He who hesitates, masturbates."

I don't know where I first that little snippet of wisdom from, but I guess it really doesn't matter. It just seems like one of those cute little phrases that you toss around when you are trying to sound funny. That is, until you realize the bitter truth behind those words.

I've spent a lot of my time as an adult, and even as a , hesitating. Not sure if I should make a move. Send a message. Or a flirt. Or anything for that matter.

And so I spend a lot of time masturbating.

There is a<b> lesson </font></b>to be learned here. I'm just not quite getting it.

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

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TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
6/11/2018 4:51 am

 ok, I've never heard that phrase before but I'm totally going to be using it from here on out!!

Take a chance!


CaptainDilfCT replies on 6/11/2018 5:22 am:
Your welcome

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