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Insane Asylum Of Hysteria And Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties May 19th
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Insane Asylum Of Hysteria And Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties May 19th Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked.... 10. No one steals your chair 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse 3. I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan 1. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" It's been a couple of months and I've been way too busy to do put together parties but I've got some planned and they all start this coming weekend. So here's the schedule...email me if your interested in coming to them and I'll get the details to you as soon as I read your email (I'll check very regularly) A guy is suffering from severe headaches. The doctor says "I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes". Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well, how do you feel?" "Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough. And, by the way you have a lovely home." ****Totally Free Memorial Day Weekend Cookout/Meet and Greet/Swinger Party**** Saturday May 25th Murfreesboro TN. Food starts grilling at 5:00 (better than hamburgers and hotdogs) Coming up this weekend is Memorial Day Weekend and Saturday May 25 a couple of friends of mine Chuck and Charity are wanting to help get the party scene cranking and they are going to host a Totally Free Memorial Day Weekend Swinger Meet and Greet and House Party. Now if you'll remember back a few years ago, we used to party and break out a food spread that would've made your local buffet pissed. Well get this, we're grilling out and the party will start at 5:00...Smoked Ribs and Grilled Chicken is on the menu and it's free. The party house is in Murfreesboro. I'll bring the drunk gummies and see if I can come up with some icebreaker games (they all kinda mysteriously disappeared ) and we'll of course have some great party music to accompany the party. Please make sure you can be there at 5:00. We want to get things started then. We're kinda starting the party circle from the ground up so this is your chance to get in with a new party group and get established as we work our way up to the top of the party chain circle with a great group of people. All body types and ages are welcome, just be clean cut and not sloppy in appearance and have a great attitude with the idea of coming out and having an awesome time. Mainly for couples and single ladies. (Single guys keep reading I got your event coming in June) Email us for the info Jokes From The Phone Q: What is the best thing about dating a "homeless" woman? A: You can drop her off anywhere. Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat? A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you. I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I have to stop masturbating, I said "Why?" She said "Because I'm trying to examine you!" How do five homosexuals walk? In One Direction What do you call a Chinese dwarf? Tai nee *****Bangaroo Saturday June 8th 8:00P Murfreesboro TN***** Okay I'm going to try to recruit but guys I need your help in recruiting willing ladies to participate in Bangaroo. In looking at the calendar the only week that I might be able to pull this off is Saturday night June 8th. We can do it in Murfreesboro and it will be at a motel (unless someone volunteers a house) I'm talking to a couple of ladies right now who says that being involved in a gangbang is one of their ultimate fantasies, so far I haven't gotten either one to commit to the event but that's not to say they won't. I've got another one with a leg injury that would love to do it so hopefully she can be healed up in time. But here's how Bangaroo works. Bangaroo is a multi-woman gangbang. Rooms are worked out with two ladies to a bed. Above the bed are posters stating what the participating lady will and will not do. Anyone questioning or doing the opposite of what is on the designated lady's poster will be immediately thrown out no questions asked. It'll be cut and dry trust me. Guys that participate are expected to be respectful toward the ladies. We want guys that can perform more than we want onlookers. As soon as we get ladies that will commit to the event, we will let everybody know who they are, however we don't want you harassing them non stop and anyone doing so will not be allowed at the event. Some of these ladies are in committed relationships, once again respect that fact. Bangaroo and any other Naughtylist/AlternationX gangbang are designed to have fun and keep ladies safe while doing so. They are not free for all's...there's somewhere you can go in the area if you're into that type of stuff. Email me if 1. You are a guy that would like to participate in Bangaroo email me asap so I can get you on the list and give you the rest of the details 2. You are a lady and you think that you would like to check this out and learn more about it or if you know what it's about and want to participate 3. If you are a couple interested in attending and possibly participating. 4. If you know of a lady that would like to participate. June 8th 8:00 Murfreesboro Tennessee. Couples and Participating Ladies can enter at 7:00 to get settled posters filled out etc. Email asap so we can get this rolling This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last night." His buddy says. "Well then, tell me what happened." The guy says, " Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?" I said, "Of course, you can," and shut the door." This guy goes to the doctor due to a wicked headache that's been hanging around for over a week. He asks the doc if he could provide something to make it go away. The doc has just purchased a new diagnostic machine (similar to those used to diagnose car problems, except this one diagnoses humans), and he's been dying to try it out on his first patient. He says to the guy "not only will this thing tell you what's wrong with you, but it will even prescribe a remedy. All you need to do is provide a urine sample, which I will then pour into this funnel at the top. The guy does as instructed, the doc pours the sample into the analyzer, then after about 20 seconds of beeping noises, buzzing, and flashing lights the machine spits out a piece of paper into the bottom tray. The doc picks up the paper, reads it, and then says, "you have tennis elbow". The guy says, "that doesn't make sense. I don't even play tennis, and my elbow feels fine. My head on the other hand is fucking killing me..." At this point the doc interrupts and says, "nonsense, this device doesn't lie. I want you to go home and soak that elbow overnight and then come back and see me tomorrow morning, and don't forget to bring another urine sample with you." The guy leaves, but on the way home decides that this doctor is full of shit. He then has an idea. Once home, he finds a mason jar and deposits a small urine sample into it. He then gets his wife, , and to also make a contribution. Not satisfied with this he scrapes some oil off the garage floor under where his car is parked and drops that into the mix, and for the icing on the cake he chokes his chicken long enough to get the desired results, drops that into the jar, seals the lid, and then gives the concoction a good shake. "There ya go, doc. Stick that up your computer!" Next A.M. he hands the doc the jar. Doc pours the contents into the machine. This time it takes a full 10 minutes for the paper to drop. Doc picks it up and begins reading: "Your wife's pregnant, your 's fucking the entire football team at Richmond High, your Doberman has rabies, your Volvo needs an oil change, and if you don't quit spanking your monkey you'll never get rid of this tennis elbow!" Top Ten Status Messages You Might Have Missed This Week May 19 10. Men look at tits for the same reason a little looks at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free and play with them. 9. She asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons. 8. You were once in your dad's balls. Just thought I'd remind you. 7. Well another day has passed, and i haven't used algebra once 6. My wife and I are into S&M...... She sleeps, I masturbate 5. New Pickup Line: Baby, we're like cocoa and marshmallows; you're hot and I want to be on top of you. 4. Nothing makes a<b> catholic </font></b>priest madder then when he finds out Boys II Men is a band and not a delivery service 3. I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him. 2. How embarrassing. There's another dad at the T-ball game wearing the same exact beer helmet as mine. 1. Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom That's the Asylum For This Week. See you at the parties. Corruptor |
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