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Blogs > rm_omdahl > THE LIFE AND TIMES OF CARL OMD

Grocery line  

rm_omdahl 55M
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8/28/2013 7:04 pm

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11/25/2014 12:33 am
Grocery line

A man is waiting in line at the local grocery store when he notices a very good looking woman sneaking looks at him. He is pretty excited and finally ask her, "Do I know you?" "I think you are the father of one of my ." She says. He thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife and says, "You were that stripper at my bachelor party that I nailed on the pool table in front of all of my buddies, while your partner<b> whipped </font></b>my ass with a piece of celery with one hand and shoved a carrot up my ass with the other?" "Um, I think your is in my math class." She says.

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