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10 Warning Signs That You Are An Internet
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10 Warning Signs That You Are An Internet I have compiled Pussy's top 10 list for the week.... This week... Top 10 Warning signs that you are an internet . 10. You know what time it is anywhere in the world at any given time. 9. You have more pics of dick on your computer than of your family. 8. When you go to the mall people call you by your profile name. 7. You develop carpal tunnel syndrome. 6. When asked how you are, you immediately answer horny & wet. 5. You start setting up photo shoots for your profile. (not me, haha) 4. You need a secretary to keep up with your messages. 3. The website gives you a free membership. 2. People that you don't have the foggiest recollection of tell you that "it has been a long time & they missed you" And number one reason.... 1. Weird, random strangers show up at your door in the middle of the night when you never told them where you live. I will be back with another blog very soon.... just a short one that popped into my head that I thought I would share. |
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not saying that I know any of these things from experience... haha I just have a great imagination.
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Well that explains my carpal tunnel syndrome 
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2/23/2014 9:24 pm |
It's been a long time....I miss you  Haha
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who the eff are you? 
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OMG>.rotflmao..so very true...except for the free membership one..  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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hello
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Lol I read this and laughed and thought mmm I thought I heard my name in walmart the other day .. 
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