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PussyGs Magic Night
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PussyGs Magic Night Oh... it was a magical night. We were out at our friends house. Had a great evening of dinner and for some strange reason his friend wanted to watch ABBA Live Videos in the basement til 1 in the morning. It was 1996 but still.... who the hell impresses people with ABBAÉ (I am having a keyboard malfunction, if anyone is smart enough to know how to stop my keyboard from making É instead of question marks let me know, for now I will simply use the É to mean a question mark since we are all aware of the problem (lmao I think my keyboard may or may not be smarter than me)) Back to the dancing queen... when his friend finally went to bed...I think he was trying to seduce us into a threesome with Take a chance on me...(Dammmm ABBA for being soooooo sexy!!)we climbed into our luxury foldout sofa bed and started to fool around. We had been together for 2 years, but I had never had an orgasm... Hell... I didn't even KNOW women masturbated until I was 24. Its sad but true... I grew up as an orgasm deprived . I wonder if there is a support group online for people like meÉ (question mark) I don't know if it was the ABBA talking or what... but he started doing stuff I had never even imagined possible. (Remember I was as innocent as Snow White at this point... I don't even think I had ever seen a porn before.... much less a sexy dancing ABBA video.) He started with some foreplay. It was almost beyond belief as he touched my breasts made my nipples so hard, licking and sucking one then the other, kissing my neck and then... the magic started to happen. He reached down between my legs, and started to rub my clit. To be honest... I didn't even know I had one of those. And then, oh my, I started to have an orgasm. Looking back on it now, it was a very modest little warmup orgasm... but it was my very first. I started to moan and squirm a little. He climbed right on top of me and thrust his hard cock into my wet pussy. I was just laying there in disbelief, eyes wide as I had another orgasm. WTF... is something wrong with meÉ!É(question marks)... I think I am paralized. The tingling started in my toes and worked its way up as I came for the first time in my life... My hips thrusting upwards and writhing underneath his cock... OMG... and then it happened... SQUIRT!! I came everywhere. Allover his dick (which he did not seem too pleased with), a big huge wetspot on the bed, and cum dripping from my pussy to my ass in a yummy juicy oh baby baby kinda way... He suddenly stops fucking me. Pulls out of my eager wet pussy... and first he touches his dick... I am laying there like... WTF... get back in there soldier... then he touches the soaking wet bed... then he touches my pussy... he pulls his hand away in shock... looks at me quite seriously and accusingly says; BadLover: You fucking pissed the bed. Pussygalor: No I didn't. BL: You fucking pissed the bed!! ( a little louder) PG: Keep your voice down... I didn't pee the bed. I don't know what happened. (I am in shock, I just had my first  BL: I CANT BELIEVE YOU PÎSSED THE BED.....!!!! (even louder) PussyG was just thinking... OMG, like this is sooooooo embarrassing... How can this get any worse! Then his friend yells down the stairs; Can you guys keep it down! If she pissed the bed we will steam clean in the morning! Holy fuck!!! Go to bed already! That was enough for PussyG to want to roll over and die. I had my clothes on and was out the door in 3 seconds flat. JIMINY CRICKET: PussyG you are full of shit... nobody is that stupid. PG: I swear Jiminy, this shit is too good to make up, has to be the truth. JC: Hmmmmm.... did you happen to catch this event on video, becuz I could definitely verify the story that way... PG: Jiminy, if you weren't such a sexy cricket, I would kick your ass to the curb...Besides, I sent you that awesome dirty blowjob vid last week... The moral of this story is simple.... Just how frigging bad was this guy in bed anywaysÉ (question mark) P.S. Dear Mr GrammarPolice, although I know that you most definitely have a grammar fetish and at some point will probably be asking me to punctuate you in bed, please be aware that I am also aware of my lack of proper grammar and punctuation throughout my blog and fail to see how editing my work on FriendFinder-x can possibly enrich my life. No offense, but half of the people who read my blog were quite possibly disappointed that there were no pictures of me frolicking naked. I also did think of how my sloppy punctuation would make you feel down in all your naughty parts. |
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You could come soak our bed anytime  between you and my lady I may need scuba gear LOL
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LOL That always used to be my worst fear whenever I would have a new hookup. If only he knew he was more of a stud that night ... instead of a dick The most important thing you can wear is the expression on your face!   
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3/3/2014 9:35 pm |
I might be able to help with the É thing. If you look at the bottom corner where your clock is, right beside that there should be something that says ENG with CMS underneath it. Click on that and select "English (Canada) US Keyboard". Hope that helps. It works on Windows 8 anyway.
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LOL We have a place by Kalispell and a place by Shelby. Shelby's not too far for us to go to Lethbridge or Calgary for the right lady.
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Interesting... my keyboard malfunctions have more to do with keys getting sticky
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I've been with some squirters who have similar horror stories where they surprised a guy, and he couldn't deal with it. It can be a traumatic experience for her when that happens. It also shows what an insensitive dickhead some guys can be. [post 3097853] Come join the half-nekkid fun! Check out HNW Bloggers.  
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How did you know I was disappointed?? Not really. I can imagine this happening with inexperienced people. I had no idea squirting existed when I was that young. I don't think I'd have reacted the same, but I can't guarantee that as I wasn't in that situation. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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It was 1996! It was a different world then. Re the punctuation police, be careful if someone mixes up their exclamation point with your colon! Embrace the suck
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Wow Ɣ(exclamation point) ...funny that what I take out of this is "Wow ...ABBA?Ɣ(exclamation point) ...really?Ɣ(exclamation point)" (hot chick ...squirting ...piss the bed ...but the whole "ABBA" part makes my head explode Ɣ(exclamation point)) I wrote a blog a year or three back about the movie "Mama Mia" ...I initially thought the dog had got his nose caught in a blender, but then realized it was just Pierce Brosnan trying to sing Ɣ(exclamation point)
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I am currently trying to revoice the little mermaid soundtrack... It is alot of fun.  Haha.... like who gives a shit that i am singing the little mermaid at home with my farking cats. LMAO
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