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Freaky foursum or totally twisted fivesum
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Freaky foursum or totally twisted fivesum Spring has sprung and so has PussyG's sex drive. I was taking a stroll down sexy memory lane, when I suddenly spotted this little gem over in the corner. My girlfriend had come up to visit me and we decided to go out and get absolutely hammered. So a bunch of us girls hopped in our car and went into Edmonton. West Edmonton Mall, to be precise and we wanted to party. It was spring, so we were all in our pretty girl dresses. We went over to Sherlock Holmes to play some pool. It didn't take very long to have a small audience watching us as we bent over the table, maybe showing a little or a lot too much cleavage or leg. Before we knew it, a small brigade of the British army was escorting us back to our table and joining us buying us drinks. As we drank more and more... of course, it turned out that the boys in uniform had a hotel right across the street. PussyG is nothing but resourceful... the British dudes were all right.. but here were 2 of the cutest Canadian boys standing beside Pussy trying to get her number. What is a girl to do, but to invite them along to the British dudes motel of course. There is nothing like a packed taxi cab full of drunk dudes to ensure a good frisking on the way to your destination. Booze fueled and feeling pretty good with the 3-1 odds.... off we went. I can't remember what hotel it was... but it had a huge pool in an open lobby with the rooms overlooking. I remember like it was yesterday... when we got there... we all decided to jump in the pool at 2am... Pussy peeled off her dress, and oh no... wasn't wearing a bra that night... so off I jumped into the water wearing a little bitty thong... Oh man... it was real cold.  It was much what you would expect from a drunken halfnaked dip in a pool. I had so many hands on my tits and ass I didn't know what was going on... One of the British guys had decided that I would be his fucktoy for the evening... but, he really didn't know Pussy. As expected 10 drunk people made a lot of noise in an open lobby pool at 3 am and eventually we could see the curtains in the rooms start to peek open, of course we all went Sshhhhhhh...... and froze very still like not moving would mean that they couldn't see us all half naked in the middle of the pool... so.... sure enough...a few minutes later... in comes hotel security. Have I mentioned that I never get away with anything? When the big bad security officer came in equipped with billy club, pepper spray and a walkie-talkie... surprise surprise they send half naked Pussy over to deal with him. "Hey, you guys... you need to ge..." I waded over towards him and let my arms fall from my tits. They were wet cold and looking splendid. The guard looked at me... looked at the guys... and said "I will give you guys 20 more minutes but keep it down.." First time my boobs got me OUT of trouble... haha. Of course, we decided to split as the whole security guard thing put a damper on our naked pool groping. We made our way over to the British dudes rooms, and then... it happened. Big British dude decides he would like a PussyG sandwich... problem was no one offered him one. So, after I called him a wanker... my friends and I decided to split with the Canadians that I had thought to bring along earlier.... Ha... I bet you forgot about them... well... PussyG didn't. That just goes to show you a girl can never be too prepared. The Brits may have looked good in uniform but these Canadian boys were hot hot hot... mmmmmmmmm....Canadian boys... We hailed another cab... this may be the only time I can say in my life that I took a cab dripping wet, naked and wrapped in a towel. The cabbie was a hot looking black man... So it was only natural that I showed him my creamy white tits for a tip. He liked 'em. Well... from the grin on his face from ear to ear... We arrive at the hotel... flashing some crotch like we were Britney Spears or Lindsey Lohan... trying not to laugh or be loud as we walked into the lobby of the hotel still dripping wet, wearing towels, and carrying our clothes... Haha... I can't even imagine how much alcohol must have fueled our crazy sexy evening... but I imagine it is safe to say..... a hell of a lot.... I think about it now... and wonder how on earth we ever got away with prancing by the nightclerk desk wrapped in our towels drunk carrying our shoes. But we did. We got up to the room and had a drink. There were 3 girls and 2 guys. Well... I think I forgot to mention that one of the girls looked like a cherry tomato and was pretty much safe from the men. So really, there were 2 guys 2 girls and a very pissed off cherry tomato. The room was literally 2 queen beds a tv and a chair that sat at the end of one of the beds. Cherry tomato took her seat in the chair and my friend and I both lounged on the beds letting our towels fall where they may. I really don't know how it happened, but suddenly there was a dick in my mouth and one in my pussy and I was being ridden hard. My friend jumped in and was sucking on my nipples and licking me. I was starting to get pretty excited by this time. The guys switched and I was sucking a cock that tasted just like my juicy pussy as I started to cum and cum. Then the guys started to cum too... one filling up my sweet juicy pussy the other grabbing the back of my head and ramming his cock deep inside my throat while he came. I think I looked over at Cherry Tomato and she was watching Seinfeld... trying to ignore us. By this point we didn't care who was watching... my girlfriend and I 69ed and each of us took a cock in our pussy or ass while we came. The next thing I remember it was morning... I was trying to get out from under the pile of naked limbs and Cherry Tomato was sitting and watching the whole thing with a look of shock on her face. I don't think she ever saw a penis that wasn't her brothers before. I finally get out of the naked people pretzel... and look around thinking what time is it? And how did I get so naked? JiminyCricket: PussyG... you may be a little bit of a PussyG: Jiminy, don't be like that... I was 25. JC : Well, I can't say that I approve of all that nonsense. Pg: You just jealous I haven't been skinnydipping with you Jiminy. JC : Naked in a cab? Pg: Hey... a girl's gotta live once in a while. The two guys wake up with grins on their faces saying... can we do that again? But alas, the sexy combination of excessive amounts of alcohol, darkness, and skinnydipping had wore off and it was time for us to be on the road again. Nonetheless, the conversation in the car on the way home was priceless... Cherry Tomato: You guys are whores PussyG: Nah, not whores, we didn't get paid, we just sluts. CT: Fucking disgusting, I can't believe you made me watch. Pg: Haha... you liked it baby... CT: Fucking gross... The moral of this story is... when you go out to get laid leave the ugly girl at home. Jiminy Cricket: That is not a nice thing to say. PG: I don't get paid enough writing these things to be nice. JC: Some days I don't even know you. |
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3/17/2014 4:53 pm |
And somewhere in the UK those poor ex military Brits are still cursing those Canadian dudes, lol. Fun, sexy story!
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Those are some fast-talking nipples you got there. the ugly girl is there to do the cock-blocking when necessary. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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Wow you know how to "live"  Sounds very exciting
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