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Blogs > induction4u > My Blog

dose of reality  

induction4u 63M
5 posts
10/16/2013 4:06 pm
dose of reality

i signed up a month ago. seems i am really popular with women in south africa, california and other far away (from me) places. 27 year old blond hotties with perky boobs and tight abs just love my look and want to fuck me….. out of my money.

in the ny/nj area there are about 50 real women on FriendFinder-x. i wonder how many false profiles they put up to make it interesting for all us horny hand-on-cock guys to use paypal for the privilege of writing insipid, infantile and sexually charged emails to some 25 year old data entry clerk sitting in a tax-free haven, giggling at the immense stupidity that guys write, not knowing that the woman they are writing to is a picture of some hottie taken from some social networking site and a phony profile.

dear diety of your choice, i implore all you overweight women to refrain from posting pictures of your boobs. i have no idea why (well, i do) you think that a picture of the<b> twins </font></b>is in any way sexy. but its not. really. just the opposite. if i pop a blue pill and my moisture missile wont descend back to earth, i just look at some pics of your flappy pancakes and voila, i am back to looking like i am hung like an eight year old again.

so. there are 50 women of various ages that are attractive, who get inundated with emails from us drooling cretins, with an attached pic of a cocktail weenie, and they must think it would be a relief if the zombie apocalypse would finally arrive. what chance do i have? i send out well written and thought-out missives, am charming and amusing, never mention sex at all. and still nothing. no one says hello back. all i get are winks and hotlist adds from women on the other side of the world.

think i am gonna change my profile and show me sitting on my Bentley (yes i really do own one), holding my financial portfolio in one hand and plane tickets for two for that trip to tuscany, and see if i can do better that way.

chrissakes, i just wanna have safe and sane fun with an attractive, smart, happy woman without pressure. there has to be one (or maybe she has a bi friend) out there, right?

so cmon, you local nj/ny/pa hotties, say hello and come join me for un nuit de passione in my 1 bedroom furnished apartment of love!

Simplethistle 35F
106 posts
10/16/2013 4:12 pm

 BRB, posting more pictures of my boobs because I don't need to ask for permission from someone who is clearly just bitter.


induction4u 63M
2 posts
10/16/2013 4:17 pm

 i am clearly not bitter. i am clearly posting a fluffy piece of fun. if you are overweight, fine, i dont care at all. just read it again with less judgement and more enjoyment.

peace.


Simplethistle 35F
106 posts
10/17/2013 3:56 am
    Quoting induction4u:
    i am clearly not bitter. i am clearly posting a fluffy piece of fun. if you are overweight, fine, i dont care at all. just read it again with less judgement and more enjoyment.

    peace.
Please enlighten me and point out what wasn't incendiary about this passage:

"i implore all you overweight women to refrain from posting pictures of your boobs. i have no idea why (well, i do) you think that a picture of the twins is in any way sexy. but its not. really. just the opposite. "

If you are able to accomplish such a fantastic miracle, I will literally stop posting pictures of my breasts online for an entire year.

The fate of my online cyber friends' spank material rests in your hands.


induction4u 63M
2 posts
10/18/2013 2:11 pm

 simple. because i already told it was just a silly piece of fun writing. i could care less if you are 100 or 500 lbs. it only bugs you because it hits your sensitive spot.

see you and your sweater balloons next year.


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