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Perspective and Dick Pics  

SweetValleyOwl 48F
64 posts
1/31/2019 2:43 am
Perspective and Dick Pics

I do not like unsolicited dick pics. When I see it as your avatar that's what I think you are,, a dick.
Point 2 is perspective.... if you cant fight the urge to show off your favorite body part.. then shoot it with something of known size so we women can see how big it really is.. a ruler ... a beer can ... a 20 dollar bill lol SOMETHING please ...

or dress it up and stick it in a shadow box with a<b> background </font></b you know something fun

im kidding but that Dick I would definitely look at

Be Good To People

TrucknLuvn 59M/41F  
1622 posts
1/31/2019 3:36 am

 Dick pics suck... uhh... well, they suck big donkey dick! I especially hate receiving pecker pictures in our inbox as my hubby ends up having to look at them too. Needless to say, he is not a fan of anybody else's wang but his own! lol

That being said, I have seen a few dick pics that caught my attention over the years because they found a way to dress it up, both literally and figuratively.

Some of my personal favorites...

•Cock in a Sock: A dick wearing a fitted tube sock with red stripes on it and everything.

•Santa Hat Ding-Dong: The dude put a teeny little Santa hat on the tip of his Johnson.

•Mr. Pumpkin Head: It was creative, to say the least. The guy, or someone close to the guy, painted the head of his weenie orange and drew lines and a jack-o-lantern face on it.

•Smiley Dick: Simple, yet it cracked me up! It was a typical penis shot, but it looked like the guy took a sharpie and drew a basic smiley face on it.
♡Jess: The Trucker Babe

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