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Shit to Make us Frown  

MulleenofMelb 58M
2284 posts
1/24/2018 11:21 pm

Last Read:
1/24/2018 11:23 pm

Shit to Make us Frown


Shit to Make us Frown
Feeling as funny as
a legged duck
great for eating
but can't fly worth a fuck
all landing gear no wings
those feathered things
which when flapped wildly
cannot be only mildly
lift a duck into the air
fly high above our hair
sometimes sending down
shit to make us frown
I am feeling funny as
a neutered on rut
the mind knows what it wants
but there is no translation of
the desire into the physical
the equipment does not work right
no matter how tries with all its might
to consummate the attempt
but no matter how is bent
the bits to allow the act
have been removed it is a fact
instead in a jar on the vet's shelf
sit those sexual prizes of dog's self
I am feeling funny as
a Romeo on a sex site
where there is less action
than<b> damp </font></b>fuses and dynamite
a squib providing no bang
of this waiting do not give a damn
want the warmth of kiss
the tsunami wave of bliss
to overpower and drag me
out deep into the passionate sea
to make of Romeo Casanova
if could only get my leg over
be no uncomplicated joy
or devious cold-hearted ploy
would be the point at which
you would strike my caring switch
and I as pumpkin at midnight turn
from plain stick to boomerang
as boomerangs always return.


Thoughts in sensual pleasure to erotic writing writ.

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MulleenofMelb 58M
3024 posts
1/24/2018 11:23 pm

this is a frowning poem
and only in the last unfunny as
does it reach out to the base
of those who might pause and read
and if you do find time to read
feel free, indeed I insist
leave a comment as a reading guest
of what you thought of humour
twinned with rhyme
or if this poem be against civilization
an almighty most dastardly crime...

Thoughts in sensual pleasure to erotic writing writ.

Feel free to travel - click - to my blog: An exploration introduction


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