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"Movie night'! Some of your favorite "Titles" with different stories and titles.  

scoupe42 60M
6747 posts
9/22/2021 8:17 pm

Last Read:
9/30/2021 3:59 am

"Movie night'! Some of your favorite "Titles" with different stories and titles.

Just a little movie humor, AGAIN! I hope you like.

1. Die Hard- In the Ghetto, there was a old man that love them young gals! Mr. Parker was the neighbor Suggardaddy. There was a young gal that was 25 that needed money. So she got with Mr Parker who was about 75. Mr Parker got himself some male enhancement pills and took one. The girl came by they had sex. Mr Parker came and went at the same time! No more Mr Parker. When the Coroner came, one of the said. he might had been old, but he die hard! When they got Mr. Parker's body his dick was still hard!

2. Boy eats girl- A simple script, boy and girl horny, boy eat the Pussy! They Fuck, end of story.

3.In too Deep- Jill is a virgin and never had sex. She was attractive to Kirk, her friend encouraged her to presue Kirk. She didn't know Kirt was hung like a Dinosaur! While Fucking Jane notice that Kirk, kept going deeper and deeper! Kirk turned Jill out. Later Jill said, "I going to marry this Dick Motherfucker"! 3 years later they got married and live happily ever after.

4. Get Hard- One Saturday night, Drew was in bed sleep, and the phone rung. It was his nympho friend. She said, I'll be there in a hour! Drew, knew when she visit he had to Fucked her 5 times or more for she love to Fuck! This is why she the nympho! Drew took his last Viagra pill. She came by and Drew and the nympho fucked, and fucked some more! The nympho said to Drew, for a having a short notice, you Get Hard and Fucked me well! Drew, said, this is what I do Baby!!!!!

5. Octopussy- October Pussy! Dave was married to Dee-Dee. Dee-Dee DONT like to fuck. But in the month of October, they both had their birthday and also in October was there anniversary. So she told Dave that she might not fuck him much during the year BUT! In Ocotober they would Fuck multiple times! I once asked Dave why he so happy in the month of October. He told me the story and said two words, "October Pussy"!

6. Big Daddy- Big Suggardaddy! Another Suggardaddy story. James was 64, and James had money. So the girls that needed bills to be paid, the call Big James. James would brag about his stimina and how good he fuck the gals, they was 21- 27. There was a girl named Lahtia, she need rent paid, so he called James. She said, James bragged about stimina, she said Shit! He was faster that the energizer Bunny, and to call him Big Daddy, she said, that was a lie too! She said, she seen bigger Dicks on babies! So the new title is "Little Daddy".

7. Dirty Harry- Harry was a prevert, and nerd and wasn't Fucking shit! All the time he braggs about the Pussy he wasn't getting. So everyone just listen to his lies and called him "Dirty Harry".

8. Ocean's 11- Steve Ocean was 16 years old and was proud for he had a 11 inch dick, he was happy as fuck! His cousin from New York, Joe. Move in with his cousin Steve and family. His cousin was 16 too. The was in the same gym class, and Steve was sad! Steve found out his cousin had a Ocean's 12.

9. Free Willy- This was a scene after slavery, the slaves was free. Willie was blackman 21 years old. 6'4 muscles and had a 14 wang! The daughters of the slaver owner all tried Wille! Willie love his white women. The girl's parents died and the 3 inherit everything. The girls was 21, 22 and 24, they love that black dick! They found out Willie got arrested for stealing, for now Willie was homeless and broke. They found out and said, we need to "Free Willy". They got them to drop charges and told custody of Willie.
That lucky of a bitch, all day, he just Fuck that White Pussy! Once he hear his named called, he reach in his pants and Free his Willy!

10.Holes- Ho's- Rick Smith is a business man that go toLas Vegas every two years. He break out his black book and call up a Ho. Everyday he Fuck a different HO! He get's laid and they get paid!!!!!!











scoupe42 60M

9/23/2021 11:12 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Another sexy spin on some great movies my friend. I hope your Thursday is an awesome one..
Thanks my friend


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
9/23/2021 9:52 am

Another sexy spin on some great movies my friend. I hope your Thursday is an awesome one..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


scoupe42 60M

9/23/2021 6:54 am

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Where do I try out for that , "Double Team", wrestling action 😂🤣🤠
That would be something! I'm surprised that not something on the Playboy channel. Thx for viewing


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
9/23/2021 6:09 am

Where do I try out for that , "Double Team", wrestling action 😂🤣🤠


scoupe42 60M

9/23/2021 3:52 am

Morning, thanks for dropping by.


scoupe42 60M

9/23/2021 3:50 am

Thanks for viewing


scoupe42 60M

9/23/2021 3:48 am

    Quoting  :

Morning my friend, Thanks for stopping by.


scoupe42 60M

9/23/2021 3:47 am

Thanks for viewing, I'm glad you liked.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
9/23/2021 3:45 am

Worthy titles. 👍❗😎


G000dbuddy 36M
1676 posts
9/23/2021 1:19 am



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MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
9/22/2021 11:26 pm

I'd watch them all!!

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


scoupe42 60M

9/22/2021 8:25 pm

Double Team- A show not on Showtime or HBO, but "Skinamax" , two couples a man a woman wrestle naked. (Everybody is a professional") two women on a team and a woman a man wrestles. A woman can tag a woman for relief and man tag a man for relief. Always a woman and man in the ring. They wrestle for 45mil minutes, winner get $1000, and after that the guys Fuck the women for the next 45 minutes!


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