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A Meninist, An Incel and a Douchebag Walk Into a Bar..
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A Meninist, An Incel and a Douchebag Walk Into a Bar.. I had been meaning to write this for a couple of weeks. We all have come across that guy in life. The guy who is always single. The guy who never seems to get past the initial introduction with a woman. Most of them suffer from some kind of arrested development whether it's a giant comic book, collection, an encyclopedic memory of Star Trek or even a room full of pristine action figures kept immaculate in their original boxes. These men have one thing in common. None of them will ever<b> get laid. </font></b>Incel: Short for Involuntarily Celibate. A term coined by the disabled who had a difficult time being identified as a sexul person because of their disability. Don't let these able bodied men that have adopted the term fool you at all. These are just men that show up for a first meeting in stained sweat pants, shower shoes and their best Who Farted shirt with no shower after a long humid summer day and wonder why women don't like them. Meninist: These are the guys who are bitter about having to buy drinks for women they like, on the off chance that the drink will be compensation for sex at the end of a long conversation about how much money they have, their work out routine and their car. They believe all women want the same thing, a pic of their dick to frame and place on the mantle. You show me a meninist and I'll show you a sad little man that is one more lonely Saturday night away from sending another man a nice comment about his dick and how much he would like it up his ass. Douchebags: We all know this guy. He sits on this site waiting for an opportunity to troll anyone that has any semblance of a good day. These guys will be passive-aggressive about everything as they paint themselves as a tortured victim. Every story is laced with guilt as he tries to paint himself like Golem. Just some misunderstood doofus, like Quasimodo, who isnt going to settle for anything less than the mental image they have plastered in their mind of which beautiful woman will take enough pity on them to shower them with sex. This woman must also worship a physique that resembles that pink starfish guy on SpongeBob, and you must take it up the ass. While they offer nothing in return. But you know... Fuck these guys. These pseudo-men get their joy now from trying to ruin things for women out there. They report any woman that doesn't find them appealing. These are the guys behind Gamer Gate. These guys shame women online and write manifestos about how women should buy them a drink first and how tough it is to be a grown male in a coubtry being overthrown by feminists. They talk aout the "good ole days" when you could harrass a women by complimenting her tits freely and without prejudice. These guys will die friendless and alone, but don't feel bad about them. This is the bed of roses that they cultivated and cherished themselves. |
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What's scary is that these are exactly the kinds of guys who end up driving a van into a crowded pedestrian mall, or shooting up a church or a music festival. How do we catch those types and change their trajectory when it's still possible is what I'd like to find out? It's never a surprise to find out these men have been like this since high school, and it never seems possible for them to change after puberty.
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11/30/2018 7:32 am |
What's scary is that these are exactly the kinds of guys who end up driving a van into a crowded pedestrian mall, or shooting up a church or a music festival. How do we catch those types and change their trajectory when it's still possible is what I'd like to find out? It's never a surprise to find out these men have been like this since high school, and it never seems possible for them to change after puberty.
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I had never heard of "meninist" before, and thanks for the explanation. Is it really a thing? I guess I could do a g00gle search, but have to admit that I am just slightly annoyed when I have to do a search to figure out if a question I just asked is even valid, because i was too lazy to search it in the 1st place. Where the hell was I going with this? Oh yeah, you said "Fuck these guys". Well, that's the problem isn't it? I'm NOT fucking them. Most women are NOT fucking them. In fact, I'll bet most people (and that includes men) are NOT fucking them. So, I have a sneaky feeling that your telling your faithful readers to "fuck these men" isn't going to work - because maybe, just maybe, they are Not Fuckable. And never will be. PS: For any idiots who may read this, it is meant to be "tongue in cheek", and I am absolutely sure that CynicusMaximus is not "literally" telling us to fuck these guys. And even if he was, I'm not good at doing what others tell me to do. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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Sure, I'm frustrated that guys like you poison the well here for the women that are actually up for something.......No. If a man, you for example, was attractive to the type of woman you would want, then you wouldn't have any problems getting intimate attention from those women.... so your frustration has to do with yourself. I just can't stand men who want to walk around bitching and whining about how tough it is for them out there in the real world because no one wants to love them. ..... But ...that's what you are doing...blaming others, me, right here, on your very own blog. Maybe, if you actually did some work on your fucking personality .... You should do that. The only thing, i found out that you are blocked by so many people ...Their blocking is of no concern to me. I ain't even gonna block you on my blog.. the more you say is just going to reflect more on you anyway, Jumbo. .... Okay. But you will sooner or later. Just like a turd that won't flush. You think I'm just like you, and there's your problem. I am pretty sure i was raised right and have enough self esteem to know that i have a really great personality that others love to have around. Also, don't assume that I'm having the same kind of luck that you have here. I only said I'm frustrated with men like you spoiling the well... i didn't say that you guys were affecting my chances at all. You make me look like a fresh summer breeze blowing through a dumpster. I mean, you can assume that i am just like you, if that makes you feel better about yourself.. I'm articulate, funny and intelligent, and none of that has been twisted and has turned me into a bitter old fat man that dresses like a guy that is about to be busted on Dateline for arranging sex wth boys. I have enough friends here who can reassure me of the fact that i am nothing resembling a sad little lonely man desperate for attention. My rant isn't blame at all. Like i said, I'm just tired of psuedo-men like you who think that eveyone else owes you something because you're a fucking turd of a person. You're not even here to hook up with someone.. it's apparent that you figured this out about yourself a long time ago and none of that has anything to do with me. So, I'm not surprised that you're not concerned with being blocked by every rational person on the fucking site. What's your endgame, to be the only unfuckable shithead here? You're doing so great, so far. Are you dating your hand yet, have you named her Fistina? Or have you just resorted to privately sucking the dicks of other reprehensible gentlemen, like yourself in dark alleys? You might find love there.... somewhere. Don't make fun of any home town truck stop lot lizards, because that is all you have left if you ever want to fuck something shaped like a fucking human again. Hey, nice try at playing the, "I'm rubber an you're glue" game. It took you a couple of days to respond, and that's all you can come up with?
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I disagree.... on News cast interviews where something gruesome happened , people always say about the suspect , "He was so nice and polite".... It's the mama's boy repressed socially awkward types that should put you on high caution. You're just getting pissed because this is your fucking demographic, turd.
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Note to H_G: I did not write this about you, but you sure are acting like I did. I never did write a punch line to that joke in the title, Thankfully you have taken care of that for me. The longer you go, I can see that your main modus operandi is to just toss out a bunch of contrarian comments that don't really mean anything except to suck your target into your black of hole of personal fun. I'm not referring to that Sarlaac pit you call an asshole, I'm talking about how there is absolutely no merit or basis for comparison in the the things you say. By all means, carry on Brave soldier.
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