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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

Skipping Forward to the Good Part  

CynicusMaximus 52M
399 posts
1/4/2019 3:51 pm
Skipping Forward to the Good Part
I hope not the only one guilty of this, but I used to watch certain movies ONLY if there was an actress that I had a<b> crush </font></b>on who appeared nude.

The last that I did this was for the movie, About Schmidt, and I fast forwarded all the way till I got to the part where Kathy Bates drops her bath robe before walking into the hot tub with some guy name Jack Nickolhoffer or something.

I have to say that I was not disappointed and you can me funny, but I like women about her age and her frame.

She kind of reminds me of the tiny Stoner guru that I met on this site four ago that I see from time to time. She's always been kind of a free spirit that just invited me over because we talked for a really long time.. then one day after a year she asked if I wanted to see her bedroom... and well things escalated from there ever since.

Anyway, has there been anyone that you fast forwarded through to see naked?
Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/4/2019 4:24 pm

 Nope... Never dawned on me.. But I'm pretty sure that's only because I don't recall.. anymore..
Of course, since social media has become so huge... I just wait till their pics and vids pop up on the net.
Is it pervy to say I scoured the web for those nude Jennifer Lawrence pics? 🤔😱
Worthy... Btw.. 😳


CynicusMaximus replies on 1/4/2019 4:46 pm:
The pics that were stolen from her hacked phone?

LOL

HoHowdy 62M
1279 posts
1/4/2019 5:00 pm

 Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places does it for me.


CynicusMaximus replies on 1/4/2019 5:13 pm:
I REMEMBER THAT!! lol

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/4/2019 5:00 pm

 Yep.. She gave up her 'Drop Box' password... Omg 😱
Cathy Bates stepping into that hot tub, caught me off guard when I saw the movie... 🎬 It was a good flick. Did you end up watching the whole thing? Lol 😁


CynicusMaximus replies on 1/4/2019 5:15 pm:
I just watched that one part of the movie.

CynicusMaximus replies on 1/4/2019 5:19 pm:
LOL, I'm pretty shameless.

Most of the movies I watch have car chases and explosions.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
1/5/2019 5:14 am

 lol, like Lala, I skip ahead in porn (gay or straight) but not in movies! With my luck, I'd skip that one scene that made the whole movie make sense.


CynicusMaximus replies on 1/5/2019 5:18 am:
I was SO pissed off after i watched, Naked Lunch. There was neither Naked or Lunch in that whole movie.
I should have asked Lala, but do yu watch gay porn because those guys work out and it's not just some pale hairy guy with his shirt pulled up under his chin?

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
1/6/2019 4:01 am
    Quoting  :
Agree totally about the feel of gay porn... they're actually getting off, not just faking it for the viewer. But I think there's as many pale hairless twinks as buff boys so the actual look isn't any more attractive to me than hetero porn. It's the sheer physical action I like.


CynicusMaximus replies on 1/6/2019 11:58 am:
I watch a lot of amateur porn though.. I love the chubby women but get angry at the guys who get into frame with their t shirts pulled up under their chins and old white socks on.

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