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Little Johnny Goes Home  

nice2eatu2019 59M  
66 posts
2/7/2015 1:11 pm
Little Johnny Goes Home

The history teacher wanted to award some of her students with a prize of going home early on Friday. So she said "anyone that answers the following questions first with the correct answer gets to go home! Little Johnny thinks to himself "man I really need to go home early".

The teacher asks, who said, “ Ask not what my country can do for me but, what can I do for my country"? Mary raises her hand first and says "John Kennedy.

The teacher says correct, you may go home.

Next she asks who said, "I have a dream"; Peggy raises her hand and says Martin Luther King". "Correct" says the teacher you may go home.

"Damn I wish those bitches had kept their mouths shut,” says Little Johnny. "Who said that?” asks the teacher angrily? Bill Clinton! “See you Monday, Teach" answers Johnny going out the door.

bustynsluty 50F
1 post
2/7/2015 1:25 pm

 Funny


nice2eatu2019 59M  
310 posts
2/8/2015 1:49 am

 Thanks for commenting


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