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Wedding Gifts  

nice2eatu2019 59M  
66 posts
4/28/2016 12:52 am
Wedding Gifts

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals, a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist, were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed, with alternating current of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note: DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE K-Y JELLY!"

Luv2teaseU 61M
49 posts
4/28/2016 1:47 am

 HUMMM Must have been interesting... LOL


nice2eatu2019 59M  
310 posts
5/3/2016 3:31 am

 thanks for commenting


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