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How do I involve my married neighbour in a 3some?!
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How do I involve my married neighbour in a 3some?! Hi guys!!!!! It’s been ages since I have last written on my blog… growing up sucks I tell you, what happened to the days that I was a FriendFinder-x junkie. To the hundreds of emails sitting in my inbox, I am getting there slowly.. but heads up, if you see me check out your profile and I do not respond, it is because I do not like what I see, and need to move on to the next unread messages, so please consider that as a ‘No thanks’. Where do I start from? A lot has happened since the last time I posted, I have been working and playing hard and even toyed with a few ‘monogamous’ relationship, that didn’t work. Oh I think I like the word pansexual now, it pretty much sums me up but perhaps I am more comfortable with ‘selective pansexuality’ TM guys, to all the researchers here, someone please study me!! Also my poll, I totally agree with everyone that picked It turns me off I wonder about their sexual health I am not touching that So guys while I and many others love to watch your home made videos, it is tasteless watching a guy or a chic with multiple partners without protection. Consider this a general advice from Sexpatriate (I should know right?!) Where do I start this blog…. Ahem…. My last FriendFinder-x encounter might be a great place. MEETING WITH A FETID PENIS So, I have known this guy on FriendFinder-x for a while, safe to say about 4 years. We hooked up once, way back and he would send me a few messages here and there. We then sort of became ‘text friends’ he even came to fix something in my house (without sex). I had my reservations about him, especially the way he communicated with me, I am a sharp shooter, I say it like I mean in (most times). I thought he was a bit disrespectful about something and he spent many text minutes apologizing and said I took it the wrong way. Weeks later, he made contact again, and I agreed to go out for drinks with him. We went to this Mexican place, quite well-known and had dinner, the bill was split and I noticed that I paid more (no biggy, but not attractive either). We finished dinner and he drove back to my place, now I remember he has a very nice cock, and said to myself, why not…. We got in bed and he took off his shorts and my whole room smelled as if someone had died. I was like WTF!?! I just changed the sheets and I did a quick smell test on myself, what could be smelling so horribly???? , then I touched his erected and sweaty penis, and it was him! How do you deal with a stinky penis when you are slightly horny?! It had never happened before, how do I handle the situation?! Thinking about it now makes me want to puke. In the end, let’s just say that he didn’t sleep over; I threw the bedsheet in the washing machine as soon as he left. Needless to say that put me off penis for a while, at least 2 weeks! I couldn’t get past it. So when I invite someone over now, it has become a norm for me to say ‘take a shower and head down’ and him.. (he reads my blog), has not been invited back and it will remain that way. Moral of the story, take care of your junk! CURRENT SITUATION I have been seeing a few people on the go lately, since my last short term relationship just before Christmas last year. None from FriendFinder-x actually, this place is slowly becoming boring, or maybe I should respond to my emails more ha! Cheeky D is a beautiful man, 6’3, not exactly ripped, but well-toned in the right places. He is very polite that it made me very uncomfortable hehe. I met Cheeky D on another platform; most people are familiar with. I was home swiping left and right when I came across his profile, it was obvious that he had traveled a bit, there is something about people that travels, I find that I am able to relate better with them. I swiped right of course and it was an instant match with him. We spoke for 2 weeks, not regularly, but a few ‘heys’ here and there over the weekend. I invited him over to my place. When he arrived, I was pleasantly surprised, he was much better looking in person, he took me to dinner (or maybe it was the second time… dunno). I drank red wine, while he drank beer. We talked about nonsense, but our bodies was becoming closer and closer, then he asked if he could kiss me (re to polite), I said yes and thankfully Cheeky D was a good kisser, I was immediately eager to see what he ‘works’ with, what it lacked in width, he made up for in length. Outfit quickly discarded, I don’t think I have met someone lately, that was very into pleasing me as much as Cheeky D, it was as if he wanted to taste and touch every part of my body, it was a massive turn on and I did not hesitate to reciprocate. I honestly think that Cheeky D is a psychic, he knows when I need him to slow down or increase the tempo, or time to change a position, we truly fitted well. He would pleasure me to multiple orgasms before getting one himself. One thing I definitely like about Cheeky D is his playfulness, the way he looks at me when I am telling him nonsense, how he playfully slap my behind every time I get up, and when I have him in my mouth…. His facial expression is priceless and a massive turn on! Pros: Simply adorable Cons: May have to watch his drinking Macho Man (MM) Now MM I worked with about 3 years ago, if you are familiar with my blog, it is not the same person I wrote on. MM and I actually worked in the same office. I would describe him as a MAN! 6’3 as well. MM is not your drop dead handsome kind of man, he had features that would make you look at him twice, his jaw lines are very distinct, ahhhhhhhhhhh a very close resemblance to Daniel Craig (James Bond). Now you catch my drift, Daniel Craig is not exactly a very handsome man, but he definitely look like a shag-able/root-able man When I worked with MM, we would take smokos together, and when other people were not in the office, we would talk. I had the hots for him, but I am not really the one for office romance, so I kept my distance, but stayed in touch. We would occasionally talk on watsapp, and arranged two failed dates, thanks to his cat!, we don’t like each other, and we have never met, I don’t know why a pussy would deny another pussy some action where is the ‘sisterhood’?. So lately, we have become more ‘communicative’ I am not sure if that is a word, no underline, so all good… one fine evening, I asked him what he was up to, and he said not much, I invited him over to my place and he said yes. A quick trip to the bathroom to take care of business, I have been chasing this dude for a while, and I wanted to communicate my needs as soon as he entered my apartment, no need to waste time! I picked out an outfit that I have had for a while, might attach a photo of it here, it is a French maid lingerie. I and the girls welcomed him to my apartment (when you see the photo, you will understand). I handed him a glass of red wine and we started talking. He filled me in on the gossips since I left their organisation, it was a good evening. I asked him to kiss me. Again, another good kisser! I knew he had to work the next day (I wasn’t), we went to the bedroom. The size of his penis was exactly how I had imagined it… ‘plentiful’ he was rock solid, I could see the veins popping massive turn on… I took him in my mouth and clearly he was blown away ‘whoa… whoa… J… that is so good… ‘ according to him, it was the best he has ever hard (ah… weldone J) . MM fucked me like a MAN, needless to say that his gym game is on point, and you could crack an egg on his butt, but there was a way that he dug deep inside me, the movement of his buttocks, the rhythm, the control, the precision, OMG I was thoroughly fucked, I couldn’t let him go without doggy with the massive penis, but then he warned me ‘I am going to cum J if we do that’ and I told him that I was happy for him to cum provided I get the ‘fast and furious’ treatment. That was my mistake… when he was done with me, my legs were shaking and totally breathless. When he left, I slept like a baby, we have hooked up again Pros: Champion fucker Cons: I suspect he may have a girlfriend Future projects (hehe) At my job, I am very interested in one man…. He is gorgeous to look at, we don’t work in the same space, but in the same building, while I sometimes work out of their office building, I am not employed by their organisation (does this make sense? Haha). I will call him Cute Guy From Work . We introduced ourselves, and when he sees me and another work mate having a smoke, he always come by to say hello and chat for a while. I plan to make my move very soon, I will keep you all posted. My very petite neighbour has been coming up when I watch porn, she is stunning and I want to taste her so bad, and also want to watch how she reacts to taking a cock from either Cheeky D or MM, the only problem is that she is married, and I am not quite sure how this will play out hehe, wish me luck. I will be back again, hopefully not too long, if you have any advice on how to successfully hook up with Cute Guy From Work, please leave me a comment, or I could possibly involve my neighbour’s wife in a 3some excluding her husband. Let me know your thoughts please  |
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When your cute neighbour comes up while your watching porn make sure you have on a threesome porno it will give you a general idea if she would be into the idea from her reaction to the porno If she seems to be into it say nothing on this occasion unless she brings it up then when ever she is coming up while your watching porn again make sure you have another threesome porno on again & go from there Good luck with it all hope you get to taste her
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Good advice, thanks  I know she is pretty open to stuff, we have talked about a few intimate things, not just 3somes with me, and another guy, excluding her man!
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thanks for sharin
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Guy from work sounds easy enough. He's interested but doesn't want to be "that guy" ... the one who's always trying to get laid. So far so good. Just ask him for drinks. The woman is a challenge, though. The problem is that they may be very devoted and view extramarital fun as a betrayal. That's one of the worst things you can do to someone--betray their trust--and you never fully recover.
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Why must you exclude her husband for it to be a 3some?
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Why must you exclude her husband for it to be a 3some?
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Sexpatriate replies on 4/16/2017 11:31 pm: Thanks northshoretake2. Solid advice, I know I could just ask him out for drinks but then, I don't want to seem like I want to 'date' him,I just want to root and move on, it is a bit tough given that it is a work space,how do I communicate that info i.e just sex. With my neigbour, I know for sure that they give each other passes, I am aware of 1. How would you feel if she was your woman ______________________________________________________________________________ You're welcome. How to keep it casual or just sex? I think if you move quickly from drinks to sex, that might send the message you're after. Conversely, a drink and then a follow up date, with texts and communication in between, might suggest you want something more. As for a woman asking my SO for a playdate without me? If they have an open situation, with permission, it sounds doable. If you know the hubby, however, then you might have a little problem. He might be disappointed if you exclude him OR she might wonder "What wrong with MY husband?" It sounds like you and the neighbor already have nice chemistry so why not see if 1-on-1 or whether she likes girls is even an option? After that, you might have more information (like her husband has a monster cock they'd like to share with you) and then you can move forward while avoiding potential land mines.
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if you have any advice on how to successfully hook up with Cute Guy From Work, Not a good idea.
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Pros: Champion fucker .... Keep seeing him. Cons: I suspect he may have a girlfriend ... Doesn't matter. "Girlfriends" are often "Place holders" for someone better. But somehow I doubt this kind of man would waste his time with commitment. What possible reason would he do that, when he can attract attractive women , such as yourself? ....Answer: Likely he doesn't have a gf, but no doubt you're not the only woman he is dating. And he can do that.
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Hello, the guy at work is easy, just ask him.... Hes a male and you have a hot body so im sure hes thinking the same thing you are. The female neighbor, does she watch porn with you? If she does start by touching yourself and then see if you can touch her if so get your Taste on, im sure if she continues to watch porn with you , that would be a great time to ask her if she would like to join you and your male friend.
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Sexpatriate replies on 4/17/2017 5:16 am: why not? Because we live in a litigious society. "Work place" and "Sex", don't mix well. If I was communicating with him, and he was asking about having sex with a woman at work, I'd ask him if he likes his job. Because all it would for him to be sued for sexual harassment and lose his job, would be just once for the woman to be upset with you. Back to you now; You , the woman in all this, are not safe from a sexual harassment suit either. You can be sued and lose your job , too. So be really careful with this kind of situation. Is it really worth it?...No.
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Sexpatriate replies on 4/17/2017 2:24 pm: We don't work for the same organisation... Doesn't really matter. He is a guy at work. There's bound to be other workers in your department that deal with him or his co-workers. Same HR department, or different HR department. Just not a good idea to mix pleasure with work. As to your catch-phrase, "How do I involve my married neighbor in a 3 some"... That's so much easier to do when you're a young attractive woman. You just get his attention, maybe lifting up your shirt, maybe a whistle ,or maybe a whisper, and ask him if he wants to fuck you and your friend , together. Extremely simple to do. He will likely say, "Yes", and if he doesn't at that time, he'll will approach you later on, enquiring if that offer still stands. So he being "Married" really isn't as important as you thought it might be.
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Sexpatriate replies on 4/18/2017 1:11 am: different offices, no interactions... separate entities neigbour is a married 'she' while I sometimes work out of their office building, I am not employed by their organization.. .... That's enough not to make a sexual move on him. .when he sees me and another work mate having a smoke, he always come by to say hello and chat for a while. ... Consider that would come to an end if it goes sideways with him. Of course the work-mate is going to wonder what happened, when he starts avoiding the two of you. ---------- Okay, "She" [like it says in your story.. my bad]. So a different tactic, but by rule , when inviting a second woman to a three-way , the female always does the inviting. The woman, being invited, is put more at ease when another woman , instead of the man, invites her. Far less threatening. So you just go up to her and ask how she feels about doing that.
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Bawahaha, how gross that smelly dick story is. Shower time 😆😉 open your heart and mind 
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Damn woman, this was a fun read. LOL - do you change the names to protect the innocent? Keep em coming the stories are so erotic and enjoyable.
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