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kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
8/4/2015 12:51 pm
Hmmmmmmm....
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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
8/4/2015 1:56 pm

 There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set.

Okay... so where... do I send... the check...?
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bowdrie5 73M
377 posts
8/4/2015 4:20 pm

 You're not signing off are you?


NaughtyInSO 113F
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9755 posts
8/4/2015 7:22 pm

 OK. You got my attention now. What's next?
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KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
8/5/2015 7:54 am
    Quoting humorlife:
    There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set.

    Okay... so where... do I send... the check...?
HL,
Oh here! Send it here! But I'll only accept it if you bring it nude!
And of course, when you go "horizontal" and then something becomes "vertical", I will use that joystick to control you....

Wait? Are we still on KZoo's comment section? Dammit! We were supposed to slide into the Twilight Zone!
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/5/2015 8:12 am

 I can't work out whhether it's a screen card, five record players or five steering wheels! But you wood throws up interesting things!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/5/2015 8:37 am

 too much information on this one! hugssssssssssss V
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dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
8/9/2015 6:03 pm

 oh, I HATED seeing this at the end of the broadcast time!!! Many people have no idea that TV never used to run 24/7 lol


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:07 pm
    Quoting  :
At least it isn't a picture of a penis.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:07 pm
    Quoting  :
You passed that test with flying colors long ago, dear.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:12 pm
    Quoting humorlife:
    There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set.

    Okay... so where... do I send... the check...?
Keep your filthy lucre. Writers make little enough money these days without squandering it on oversexed cult leaders. I was gonna supply an "Outer Limits" quote, but I decided I was better off saying nothing. And now I'm glad I kept silent. You read my mind my friend.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:13 pm
    Quoting mcmaniac:
    I would watch this channel over the Republican debates!
Kind of soothing, isn't it? I wish I could have supplied a low hum of white noise to go with the test pattern.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:14 pm
    Quoting bowdrie5:
    You're not signing off are you?
I sent you a message. Thanks!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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8/12/2015 5:15 pm
    Quoting  :
You seem to be plenty smart, Kinky, but I'm not trying to lure you here because of your brains.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:16 pm
    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    OK. You got my attention now. What's next?
Maybe nothing. I haven't decided yet.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:16 pm
    Quoting  :
No you're not- you're right here.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:18 pm
    Quoting KItkat1415:
    HL,
    Oh here! Send it here! But I'll only accept it if you bring it nude!
    And of course, when you go "horizontal" and then something becomes "vertical", I will use that joystick to control you....

    Wait? Are we still on KZoo's comment section? Dammit! We were supposed to slide into the Twilight Zone!
    Kk
It's the outer limits, honey. HG was right. But you are also right- get ahold of his joystick and you WILL be in control.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:21 pm
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I can't work out whhether it's a screen card, five record players or five steering wheels! But you wood throws up interesting things!
Test pattern, Spunky. All us old people in the USA remember them. At eleven or twelve or one o'clock TV stations would sign off with the national anthem, a film of the American flag waving in the breeze, and then go off the air for the night, returning at five or six A.M. with the farm report.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:22 pm
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    too much information on this one! hugssssssssssss V
Damn! I was trying to mystify you, V. Hugggggs
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:22 pm
    Quoting Megan6627:
    I love Wheel of Fortune!!!!! LOL
Ha! Good one!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:23 pm
    Quoting oral4ya765:
    looks like a drinking game to me... I lost... cheers
Sometimes losing is as good as winning- or better. That happened to me tonight, and I'm good with it.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:27 pm
    Quoting dayzeeme:
    oh, I HATED seeing this at the end of the broadcast time!!! Many people have no idea that TV never used to run 24/7 lol
Yeah. There used to be a couple of channels that ran all night, like WGN, but you had to be in a big town to find one, or just get great reception. I remember smoking pot and watching snowy old movies like "Duck Soup" late at night. It was the only thing on and it hooked me on the Marx Brothers.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:27 pm
    Quoting joisygirl:
    We will stay tuned for further broadcasts.

    In the meantime, lets enjoy the break! I love you Kzoo. You are one of my dearest friends. I can't help wondering as well:

    "Should I stay or should I go now?
    Should I stay or should I go now?
    If I go, there will be trouble
    And if I stay it will be double
    So come on and let me know"

    Should I Stay or Should I Go -- The Clash
I love you too.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 5:30 pm

 I hadn't decided yet when I posted this. I needed to clear my head and make a decision about something that was eating at me. I didn't get the answer I was hoping for, but I did get an answer. I wouldn't say I'm happy about it, but I AM relieved.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/12/2015 6:43 pm
    Quoting  :
It's just a test pattern. It's interesting enough if you're stoned on acid, I guess. There was an old joke about staring at the test pattern, vegging out, wandering in inner space. Meant to denote poor mental health. Don't stare at it too long, OK?
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/13/2015 9:24 pm
    Quoting apollorising2021:
    Ok, I get it it's the mathematical vrigin of Donald Trumps hair piece!
Ha!
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