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Sapiosexual I.Q. Test
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Sapiosexual I.Q. Test Sapiosexual I.Q. Test by PD Test Your Sapiosexual IQ! Choosing a sexual identity can be tough. But now that we have dozens, maybe hundreds, of sexual identities to choose from, figuring out what you are can be exhausting. Not to worry! I'm not from the government, but I am here to help. Could you possibly be sapiosexual? I know that I've never struggled with that question until this past week, but I am told that many, many others have been through hell trying to embrace their true sapiosexual nature, and so it isn't a fucking joke, Pam, so stop snickering. Ok. I get it. In case you have had as much trouble as I have figuring it out, I've devised a handy quiz that will resolve the matter easy as pie. So to speak. Here we go: 1) A sapiosexual is a person who... a) Only has sex with humans. b) Has a fetish for tapping maple trees for syrup in the fall. c) Has genetic material from a long lost race of hominids. d) Titties! 2) You are invited to a sapiosexual wedding, but the happy couple has made things harder for you by not registering anywhere. You bring a wedding gift of… a) Twin leather-bound copies of Godel, Escher, Bach. b) A remarkably lifelike gorilla outfit for the wedding night. c) A fucking blender. d) Pussy! Cock! Titties! 3) The Sapiosexual Pride Parade is upon us again (already!) and you need a good costume this year, not the lame ass travesty you wore last year. You go as… a) Stephen Hawking in full biker gear, including leather chaps and loud wheelchair pipes. b) Marcel Proust in drag. c) A fucking blender. d) Ass fuck! Titties! 4) You take a chance on a sapiosexual speed dating event at your favorite Sap-Sex bar. You get lucky and hook up with… a) A brilliant computer hacker who is fifty pounds overweight and hasn't showered or changed his Cheeto-encrusted Metallica shirt for three weeks. b) An albino nuclear physicist. c) A primate expert soaked in orangutan phermones. d) Channing Tatum, naked. 5) Women possess peak intelligence and desirability when… a) They are young, attractive graduate students surrounded by horny but nerdy professors. b) They are smart enough to hang on your every word as if you were Jesus. c) They show up naked, and bring food. d) They have highly developed TITTIES! 6) You suspect your may be a sapiosexual. You help him through this difficult time by… a) Hooking him up with some<b> cheerleaders </font></b>ASAP (oh god where have you gone wrong??) b) Stocking your DVD collection with plenty of Woody Allen movies. c) Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes! d) Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck! 7) Someone who occasionally guest blogs at a sexy dating site with lots of nakey photos posts a stupid Sapiosexual IQ Test quiz thing as if it's a big joke. You respond by… a) Calling the cops. (This is just fucking sick.) b) Calling your psychiatrist and asking him out to a sex club. c) Buying this guest blogger person a fucking blender. d) Boobies! Po po's! Titties! Oh, hey, are you still reading? Seriously? Wondering how to score your responses perhaps? Honestly, the fact that you got all the way through this dumb ass quiz and you are still waiting for ME to tell you who you are, more or less proves that you are not getting laid nearly enough. Get off the goddamn internet and get busy for God's sake! And don't forget: No matter what your sexual orientation, now matter how different we are seem to be on the outside, you can rest assured that we all share an appreciation and love of that one thing that makes us truly human and always will. And that one thing, as we all know though rarely acknowledge is... Tittles! Become a member now and get a free tote bag. |
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PD! Oh my god, so funny! Titties! Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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weird....
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Who do I turn my test in to?  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Lol! 
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LMIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!  Yes, PD, I read the whole post, and definitely agree with the fact that I need to get laid, forget the often part, I just need to get laid! You're great PD!!!!!!!    WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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I think Question 2 is a trick! Surely any self-resepcting Sapiosexual would have read Godel, Escher, Bach in their teens. I know I did 
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You always do a wonderful job with creative writing...but this, this has to be your best! I blew coffee through my nose.
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Refreshing contribution to the symposium. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
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too funny KZ ty for the laugh for today! hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Oh man, I love you.
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Shit! I just outed myself.
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Please tell me titties is the right answer. I'm beginning to love being sapiosexual! 
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PD! Oh my god, so funny! Titties! Kk Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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weird.... Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thank you Darling Annette. That's what I was going for. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Who do I turn my test in to? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I was laughing hard at this. You do have a great imagination to come up with such a test. I like you telling us to get off the computer and get laid. LOL I watched Magic Mike XXL tonight. So when I read Channing Tatum naked well...yeah I would like to hook up with that. Thanks for writing this very unique piece. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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1) A sapiosexual is a person who... a) Only has sex with humans. b) Has a fetish for tapping maple trees for syrup in the fall. c) Has genetic material from a long lost race of hominids. d) Titties! e) All of the above 2) You are invited to a sapiosexual wedding, but the happy couple has made things harder for you by not registering anywhere. You bring a wedding gift of… a) Twin leather-bound copies of Godel, Escher, Bach. b) A remarkably lifelike gorilla outfit for the wedding night. c) A fucking blender. d) Pussy! Cock! Titties! e) All of the above 3) The Sapiosexual Pride Parade is upon us again (already!) and you need a good costume this year, not the lame ass travesty you wore last year. You go as… a) Stephen Hawking in full biker gear, including leather chaps and loud wheelchair pipes. b) Marcel Proust in drag. c) A fucking blender. d) Ass fuck! Titties! e) How about I just go as me and you can go as you 4) You take a chance on a sapiosexual speed dating event at your favorite Sap-Sex bar. You get lucky and hook up with… a) A brilliant computer hacker who is fifty pounds overweight and hasn't showered or changed his Cheeto-encrusted Metallica shirt for three weeks. b) An albino nuclear physicist. c) A primate expert soaked in orangutan phermones. d) Channing Tatum, naked. e) All of the above 5) Women possess peak intelligence and desirability when… a) They are young, attractive graduate students surrounded by horny but nerdy professors. b) They are smart enough to hang on your every word as if you were Jesus. c) They show up naked, and bring food. d) They have highly developed TITTIES! e) All of the above 6) You suspect your son may be a sapiosexual. You help him through this difficult time by… a) Hooking him up with some cheerleaders ASAP (oh god where have you gone wrong??) b) Stocking your DVD collection with plenty of Woody Allen movies. c) Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes! d) Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck! e) All of the above plus irrumabo te -- et tu Brute 7) Someone who occasionally guest blogs at a sexy dating site with lots of nakey photos posts a stupid Sapiosexual IQ Test quiz thing as if it's a big joke. You respond by… a) Calling the cops. (This is just fucking sick.) b) Calling your psychiatrist and asking him out to a sex club. c) Buying this guest blogger person a fucking blender. d) Boobies! Po po's! Titties! e) Will buy him a cup of "coffee" and treat him to some "cake" Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Lol! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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LMIAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, PD, I read the whole post, and definitely agree with the fact that I need to get laid, forget the often part, I just need to get laid! You're great PD!!!!!!! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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lol! Sorry Big Lala. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I think Question 2 is a trick! Surely any self-resepcting Sapiosexual would have read Godel, Escher, Bach in their teens. I know I did Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You always do a wonderful job with creative writing...but this, this has to be your best! I blew coffee through my nose. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Refreshing contribution to the symposium. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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